Good morning, dickhead.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

All of us, well, all the cool people, did funny/stupid(the kind of stupid that's funny) stuff as children or teenagers. When I was about ten my best friend and I were watching the movie Grumpy Old Men on VHS and it came to the scene where Max Goldman says "Good morning, dickhead" to John Gustafson. Well, being the ten and nine year olds that we were, we thought this was a hilarious thing to say. So we kept rewinding the tape and playing that line over and over again. Well, Matt(my best friend)'s little brother came in the room and heard the TV. We weren't about to stop or anything, but then his little brother started repeating what the TV was saying. He was about three or four, didn't know what the words meant. Matt and I thought "oh shit" and tried to shut him up before Matt's grandmother and my mother overheard what he was saying. Well, we did shut him up, but it would have been most interesting if we hadn't have been able to.


Don't be like an anal retentive person, dump your steamy load of stories on us.

[Beth]

I guess that I am anal retentive; I only cussed twice before I was twenty. Once when I repeated "dammit" as a four year old and once when I called a woman a bitch when she was mean to my oldest younger brother when I was sixteen.

I called a woman a bitch when she hit the car that my son and I was in. She acted like it was nothing that my infant had been hurt by her recklessness.
Other than that, I have nuttin' much to offer. Sorry. Other than that, I really never said anthing bad till I was around twenty-eight.

[Widget]

I really never said anthing bad till I was around twenty-eight.


and?

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

I've always been a pottymouth. :innocent:

[Beth]

I really never said anthing bad till I was around twenty-eight.


and? Dunno. Sometimes I cuss. I generally don't do it verbally, though. Most of my profanities are either written with pen in frustration or typed in message boards. I don't really have the view on profanity that I once did, but that is for another thread. I hope that I did not derail your thread, Jp. My apologies if I did.

[SharonDee]

I was fluent in "bad words" before I met Hubster but my use of them rose under his influence.

All my life I have tried to avoid blue conversation around my parents as a sign of respect. And I have been largely successful at it. But there was this one time back in '98 or '99--Hubster and I had been married for two or three years, I guess--when I was visiting my folks and had been asked to fetch the deck chairs from the garage to the swimming pool.

The chairs had gotten themselves tangled up and I was getting more and more frustrated at pulling them apart. At last, one freed itself and fell immediately and painfully upon my foot. Giving in to the pain, I let fly a stream of God-dammits and variations on fuck before I remembered where I was. I looked up and saw the shocked face of my father. He quickly recovered and waggled his finger at the offending chair, "Consider yourself well cussed out!"

[ChuckF]

Max Goldman says "Good morning, dickhead" to John Gustafson
:singing: the Earth says 'hello'

[Jesus Christ]

Swearing...me...? Never in a million the fuck years.

[MonCapitan2002]

I've always been a pottymouth. :innocent:
As am I. I use so much profanity that I suspect people would think something was wrong if I used clean language only.

[Will]

I have that natural "switch" that goes on and off depending on the present company. It's really effortless, and it's been rare that I've been caught with my "pants down" due to language indiscretion -- except for times where I'm stoned-drunk....

I'm not offended by contextually relevant curse words... I won't accept racial profanity, though... I judge people when I hear them.

[wei yau]

Max Goldman says "Good morning, dickhead" to John Gustafson
:singing: the Earth says 'hello'

You twinkle above us, we twinkle below
:elvis: