OK, this is it.

[Godless Dave]

I'm not going anywhere. You're stuck with me. Deal with it.

[Ymir's blood]

What if we hide all the toilet paper? :wink:

[Petra]

What if we hide all the weed?

:bonghit:

[livius drusus]

What if we hide all the weed?

:bonghit:
I'd have to ban you. :giggle:

[Nil Desperandum]

Hmmm. Godless Dave, what if I *want* you here? :P

[dave_a]

From another godless Dave, but not 'THE' Godless Dave, you all are also stuck with me.

Hehehe, the Daves are like cancer. Doesn't matter if you want us or not, you got us.

It's like the infallible bible says "The Daves shall inherit the earth". Or something like that.

[viscousmemories]

Me too.

[Petra]

It's like the infallible bible says "The Daves shall inherit the earth". Or something like that.

Hmmm. Well, according to CF doctrine, that phrase should read " and the mods shall inhibit the earth". Words they take very seriously, I might add.

[livius drusus]

You lie. Seriously?

[Petra]

What if we hide all the weed?

:bonghit:
I'd have to ban you. :giggle:

:eek:


/me bribes liv with some good organic...



:beatnik:

[Petra]

You lie. Seriously?


You talkin' to me? You mean seriously the doctrine is the mods shall inhibit the earth?


:missing:


No, I was kidding - just playing with words. :innocent:

[dave_a]

It's like the infallible bible says "The Daves shall inherit the earth". Or something like that.

Hmmm. Well, according to CF doctrine, that phrase should read " and the mods shall inhibit the earth".

Heresy WOMAN! Off with her head!

[Petra]

Sorry...ahhh...what was that? You're going to give me head?

:lecher:

[livius drusus]

No, I was kidding - just playing with words. :innocent:

Sheeit, girl. I'm so gullible it's pathetic. :blush:

[dave_a]

Sorry...ahhh...what was that? You're going to give me head?

:lecher:

Thats fucking disgusting. There is no concievable way I would ever give you head. Unless you asked me nicely, of course :D

[wade-w]

Sorry...ahhh...what was that? You're going to give me head?

:lecher:

/me volunteers

[Nil Desperandum]

I don't mind waiting in line!

[beyelzu]

What if we hide all the weed?

:bonghit:
I'd have to ban you. :giggle:
I read the exhaustive list of rules again just to be sure, but none of the three rules actually list hiding the pot as a offense worthy of banning.
:D

[beyelzu]

From another godless Dave, but not 'THE' Godless Dave, you all are also stuck with me.

Hehehe, the Daves are like cancer. Doesn't matter if you want us or not, you got us.

It's like the infallible bible says "The Daves shall inherit the earth". Or something like that.


You must have the unabridged version.

[Dingfod]

It gets worse, you're all stuck with me!

[livius drusus]

I read the exhaustive list of rules again just to be sure, but none of the three rules actually list hiding the pot as a offense worthy of banning.
:D

It goes under the don't mess with the rendering of the site clause. Yeah, that's the ticket. :shifty:

[Petra]

It gets worse, you're all stuck with me!

NOOOOOOO!!! Not the thread killing warrenly!! Have mercy!

:surrender:

[Petra]

I read the exhaustive list of rules again just to be sure, but none of the three rules actually list hiding the pot as a offense worthy of banning.
:D

It goes under the don't mess with the rendering of the site clause. Yeah, that's the ticket. :shifty:


You both look very fetching in your powdered wigs and courtly lawyerin' robes.

:inlove:

[SharonDee]

It gets worse, you're all stuck with me!
Eek! :egad:

[livius drusus]

I read the exhaustive list of rules again just to be sure, but none of the three rules actually list hiding the pot as a offense worthy of banning.
:D

It goes under the don't mess with the rendering of the site clause. Yeah, that's the ticket. :shifty:


You both look very fetching in your powdered wigs and courtly lawyerin' robes.

:inlove:

I know what you're picturing (http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode21.htm#9), ya sicko.

[Socratoad]

Oh dammit Liv, you would post that hilarious Python skit ..... ya know I am in mourning, cuz I be terribly afeared that the likes of Monty Python shall never rise agin. :(

[viscousmemories]

I know what you're picturing (http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode21.htm#9), ya sicko.
Wow. A Monty Python sketch I haven't seen.

:qex:
:burns:

[Socratoad]

Liv, here I am again, just who do you think you are I wrote a long rather painful post this morning, and am trying my very best to be serious, and now I'm giggling like a damned fool while reading some of the ultra silly Python skits you have posted .....have you no shame, you are destroyed any last vestiges of dignity I might have hidden somewhere. :blush:

[livius drusus]

You know what they say, Toadlet... :spanishinq:

[Clutch Munny]

From another godless Dave, but not 'THE' Godless Dave, you all are also stuck with me.

Hehehe, the Daves are like cancer. Doesn't matter if you want us or not, you got us.

It's like the infallible bible says "The Daves shall inherit the earth". Or something like that.

OT, now:

I gave a paper last week on the topic of Daves.

No, really.

I used the Dr Seuss poem and the Kids in the Hall song as jumping-off points for a discussion about the natural language notion of a name. What, in particular, does it mean for two people to have the same name?

As one famous philosophical Dave wrote a few decades ago: "All in all, proper names are a mess, and if it weren't for the problem of how to get the kids to come in for dinner, I'd be inclined just to junk them altogether."

[Dingfod]

It gets worse, you're all stuck with me!

NOOOOOOO!!! Not the thread killing warrenly!! Have mercy!

:surrender:The only reason you posted is because you thought I was trying to kill this thread, didn't you, Lunachick?

[Ymir's blood]

Hehehe, the Daves are like cancer. Doesn't matter if you want us or not, you got us.
Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?...Dave... I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question...I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be alright again...I feel much better now, I really do...Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this...I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over...I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal...I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission, and I want to help you...

:hidecomp:

[pescifish]

"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy ..."
My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. :kass:

[Socratoad]

"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy ..."
My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. :kass:

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most :bigtear:

[Blake]

You know, if I may momentarily follow the serious turn the thread has taken, drifting slightly away to a different but related topic ....

Do you self-identify as an outsider here? Adora formerly did, maybe still does; wade-w has; Nil Desperandum recently made an outstanding first post lamenting his feeling of not being able to keep up; I'm pretty sure Goliath feels alone on the fringe ;); vm himself, despite being a co-owner of the site, has commented things at various times that make me think he feels like an outsider himself. Now 'fish and Toad, for different reasons, have posted that they can't keep up and thus feel on the outside. I personally am a fairly asocial person, don't follow everything, feel on the fringe, wondering sometimes if anyone thinks I'm a brute because I'll devote hours to a political rebuttal but ignore any and all cries of anguish.

I don't think we can all be outsiders ... when might we realize we are in fact just different facets of the whole, rather than little motes drifting around peripheral to the main action?

[Dingfod]

I think it's fairly safe to say that most people that post in message boards feel a bit like an outsider at least some of the time if not most or all of the time. I look at it as something we all have in common.

[dave_a]

I don't think we can all be outsiders ... when might we realize we are in fact just different facets of the whole, rather than little motes drifting around peripheral to the main action?

You are an outsider, I am an insider. Being on the inside I can see who else is on the inside as well, but I can't provide names, it's an insider's secret.

Nah, seriously I would tend to think most, if not all, regard themselves as being an outsider.

I had some wisdom to share as to why this is, but I didn't like what I wrote so I just deleted it. It was really good though :P

[wade-w]

Do you self-identify as an outsider here? [...]; wade-w has;

I have?

[Blake]

I'm sorry, wade; I have a notoriously spotty personal memory, and I believe I over-construed what you had written here (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=17087&postcount=32) two days ago. I didn't mean to misrepresent you.