Random python

[JoeP]

Crunchy raw unboned real dead frog (http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode06.htm#5)

[Ymir's blood]

Monty Python is the best. I've got all the episodes plus Holy Grail and Life of Brian on DVD now. :popcorn:

http://web.infoave.net/~pitshade/icons/annoyou.wav

[Socratoad]

Oh what a great thread :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Toad just can never get enough of the Python crew.

I shall remain a viewer though as I'm not able to contribute.

Let the show continue :lol: :biglaugh: :haha:

[Skep]

One of my favorites is the Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm sketch.

What really strikes me funny is that a man with as long a name as Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft has to be distinguished from perhaps many Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopfts by appending "of Ulm" to the name. Hilarious. :D

[Shake]

Well...I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition....

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.


(oh goody! I was hoping this wasn't some sort of thread about large snakes)

[livius drusus]

She turned me into a :lizard:!



...I got better.

[Socratoad]

This is an ex-parrot, its is no more, its gone to meet his maker ..... poly polly polly ................

Its feet have been nailed to the perch

[Godless Dave]

It's all right, I am a doctor.

Actually I'm a gynecologist, but this is my lunch hour.

[John the Non-Baptist]

It's only a model.

[The Lone Ranger]

It's only a model.

Shhhh!

[JoeP]

I'd like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed

[viscousmemories]

I put Flying Circus Volumes 5 and 6 in the Netflix queue hoping to see the crunchy frog sketch so I can contribute something to this thread next week. I haven't seen the show in at least 10 years. :yup:

[Socratoad]

I put Flying Circus Volumes 5 and 6 in the Netflix queue hoping to see the crunchy frog sketch so I can contribute something to this thread next week. I haven't seen the show in at least 10 years. :yup:

Netflix queue? :feedback:

[viscousmemories]

Netflix queue? :feedback:
Netflix is an online service wherein you pay a monthly fee, they send you any dvd's you want to watch (up to however many your plan is for - my roomate's is 5), and you just watch it and put it in a return envelope when you're done. So there's no leaving the house to go to the video store, no late fees, and they have all the latest movies as soon as they're released. Plus, they let you keep a queue of all the movies you want to see (he has well over 100 in his) so you don't have to do anything but watch movies and send 'em back, then more movies come to you. :yup:

Unfortunately I think it's one of those credit card dependent services. :(

[Socratoad]

Netflix queue? :feedback:
Netflix is an online service wherein you pay a monthly fee, they send you any dvd's you want to watch (up to however many your plan is for - my roomate's is 5), and you just watch it and put it in a return envelope when you're done. So there's no leaving the house to go to the video store, no late fees, and they have all the latest movies as soon as they're released. Plus, they let you keep a queue of all the movies you want to see (he has well over 100 in his) so you don't have to do anything but watch movies and send 'em back, then more movies come to you. :yup:

Unfortunately I think it's one of those credit card dependent services. :(

Thanks vm, sometimes living the simple live aint that simple :(

[jakeofclubs]

We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

[JoeP]

This thread would be pushing up the daisies if you hadn't posted to it!

This calls for a big hearty
:welcome3:

[viscousmemories]

Also, we have technology that wasn't available at the time this thread was made.

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:welcome: jakeofclubs.

[Watser?]

Welcome jakeofclubs :welcome2:

Hmmm, that's a Flemish channel we get here btw.

They reran all the episodes last summer :excited:

[livius drusus]

Welcome to FF, jakeofclubs.
:blackknight:

[SharonDee]

http://spamusement.com/gfx/324.gif

not appreciated for what you know (http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/323)

[Kyuss Apollo]

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
Dumdum alum the night.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
Dun de dun dum plight.
He steals dumdum dun
And dumdum dum dee
Dennis dun, Dennis dee, dum dum dum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAs2m7Hr3Bc

And welcome jakeofclubs! You've come to the right forum if you want to learn how to win big pots.

[chick]

The larch.





The larch.

[curses]

http://www.the-tree.org.uk/BritishTrees/TreeGallery/EuropeanLarch.jpeg

[chick]

Sorry, I failed to notice the thread date when I posted my comment. I wouldn't have posted in a zombie thread knowingly.

Thanks for the pic though, but now I'll scurry back to the hole from whence I came.

[viscousmemories]

:?

[curses]

Sorry, I failed to notice the thread date when I posted my comment. I wouldn't have posted in a zombie thread knowingly.

Thanks for the pic though, but now I'll scurry back to the hole from whence I came.

b..bb...but zombie threads can be fun!:zombieglomp:

Oooooh, or are you practicing How Not To Be Seen?

[chick]

I'm just embarrassed that I posted in a zombie thread. Carry on.

[livius drusus]

Don't be embarassed, chick. Python threads are timeless. :hug:

[jakeofclubs]

I was looking for the wording of the "gynecologist" quote and found this thread. I did see the date on it and posted regardless. Really, a posting of random Circus quotes could never be dead, like the show, somebody will rediscover it and resurrect it. The You-Tube aspect does add something, but there is just something about reading them in random fashion that is funny too. And thanks for all the "welcome to the board" posts, don't see that much in cyberspace. So what point of view do you need for your political discussions, I saw you have a right wing nut, and based on the comments probably plenty of lefties. What about a totalitarian, libertarian, any glaring holes?

And now for something completely different –

Well there'll certainly be some car door slamming in the streets of Kensington tonight.

[viscousmemories]

No particular point of view is required, but people who are unable or unwilling to given and defend their reasons for having a particular view don't tend to stick around long. Hence a general lack of righties and Libertarians. :D

[jakeofclubs]

That's exactly what the righties and Libertarians say about the lefties and Facists!

So the world was in the grip of FEAR! A huge and terrifying crisis generated by one man!... easily the most dangerous man the world has ever seen, honestly. Though still biding his time, he could strike at any moment. Could he be stopped in time?

[Ensign Steve]

I think we still have an opening for a fascist anarchist. Do you think you're up for it?

[Watser?]

No particular point of view is required, but people who are unable or unwilling to given and defend their reasons for having a particular view don't tend to stick around long. Hence a general lack of righties and Libertarians. :D

At first I thought you wrote Librarians. :giggle:

[Ensign Steve]

Librarians.

For fairness.

:unstare:

[Kyuss Apollo]

And Librarians. for Totalinarism...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukJmF6f0JdQ

[Ymir's blood]

"Nice Army base you got here, Colonel. Wouldn't want anything to happen to it, ya know? Tanks could break, paratroopers could go on fire..."

[jakeofclubs]

Librarian totalitarian. You know librarians with all their rules....

or maybe a Librarian Architect.


'THE BBC WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE NEXT ANNOUNCEMENT'

Hello, and welcome to the show. Without more ado, the first item is a sketch about architects, called The Architects Sketch...The Architects Sketch...The Architects Sketch...