Clean, harmless, Fun jokes

[Annie]

-While examining new figure skates-
Doug: "Hey, hold on! What to do with these, uh, claws up here?"
Anton: "Is toe-pick."
Doug: "Toe-pick? Let me guess....it has something to do with personal hygiene?"

LOL

Annie :D

[Dingfod]

:huh?:

[Annie]

Coach to student, learning edges: "Left-arm forward". Right arm goes forward.

Coach, again: "No, your Left arm". Right arm remains in place.

Coach, once more: "No, your other left arm" (lol). Yup, says student, with right arm unchanged.

Coach: "Which is your LEFT-arm?" :yup:

Student: "How should I know! I've got too many of these damn things" :D

roflol

Annie

[Dingfod]

:huh?::thumbsup:

[PamelaMe]

these jokes happened around you??hehe...they're funny

[wei yau]

The only joke my daughter knows...

Knock, knock
Who's there
Cow sez
Cow sez who?
No! A cow sex moo!

[erimir]

Knock, knock
Who's there
Cow sez
Cow sez who?
No! A cow sex moo!

A cow sex moo?

I thought these were clean jokes!

[wei yau]

Nice catch, I missed it completely.

I'll be sure to tell my daughter to thank you as I wash her mouth out with soap.

[ms_ann_thrope]

wei yau, thank your daughter for the joke; I used it today in a meeting. For reals! :giggle:

[Annie]

in the Figure-skating world:

January: Sure I'll compete, quick, send the application :D
April: I signed up to do WHAT?? :stunned: :egad:

LOL

(what was that about 'fun, harmless - or jokes', for that matter) :wink:

Annie

[quiet bear]

A country boy goes to the big city. He's wearing bib overalls and a flannel shirt, and sees right away he looks out of place.

He goes into a suit store, and the salesclerk recognizes the rube as an easy sale. He tells him to put on a suit he hasn't been able to sell forever, because it's irregular.

The rube comes out of the dressing room, and one pantleg is too long, and one sleeve is too long.

"That's ok", says the clerk "Just lower your shoulder and stretch your arm so the sleeve is at your wrist. There, that looks good. Now, bend your knee, so your up on your toes on the one foot. See? The suit fits perfectly!!"

So, the rube is walking down the street, one shoulder hunched down, arm stretched out, and walking on one tip toe. He walks past two women sitting at the bus stop.

"There must be something wrong with that boy" one whispers to the other.

The other woman says, "Yes, but doesn't his suit fit nice?"

[Annie]

in the Figure-skating world:
January: Sure I'll compete, quick, send the application :D
April: I signed up to do WHAT?? :eek:

:yup:, Annie

A country boy goes to the big city.

"Just lower your shoulder and stretch your arm, so ... There, that looks good. Now, bend your knee, so your up on your toes on the one foot.


lol, Quiet Bear!

eves-dropping? on coaches: "Did you forget to check that turn? :wink: And why is
this Spin :snoopy:
traveling... (halfway across the rink?) :glare: And that was supposed to be a, uh, jump?!" :chin:

and ... LOL)

Annie
~~~
PS:
This really needs the correct-context: that "Sure I'll compete" :D comment was made by another Skater, who's been *Pair-skating :2thumbsup: for years*, and obviously knows what she's doing.

Yet, including for adult-skaters, Testing (& therefore Competition)-challenges continue being raised..., and raised yet again: more Spin-revolutions, more combo-jumps, more ..., get it? :cool: