This is the FFart thread

[Godless Dave]

Ahhhhhhhhhh.

That felt good.

What gets you going? With me it's beans, of course, but also overindulging in any food, particularly if it's heavy with cheese. And for some reason the onions on White Castle burgers have more residual odor than any other onions.

[Petra]

:hysteric:


You are so very silly!


Generally overindulging in food and booze does it for me.

[livius drusus]

Mine are noisier than they are stinky.

[Farren]

I was really childish today.

I have a work colleague who likes to good-naturely insult everyone in his vicinity (generally in the most vile and creative language he can think of) and does things like sneaking up behind me yesterday and using a roll of packing tape to tape me to my chair before I could react.

This morning he was rambling on about the collective consciousness in our office outside of his vicinity making impressive progress towards levels first reached by early prokaryotic cells emerging from the primordial ooze. I felt a primordial gas from the remains of the wild mushroom risotto I enjoyed last night gathering in my nether regions so I ambled over and cut him off with a well timed fart right in his face.

It was very satisfying.

[Petra]

LOL.

Sometimes I get Zoe to pull my finger.

Sometimes we have competitions. I'm like Liv in that I can let rip pretty loudly but it isn't so stinky. Zoe on the other hand...


:giggle:

[Ex-zombie]

Silent, but deadly. :innocent:

[livius drusus]

I bet you blame the dog, too.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

The worst gas I've ever had was after I ate some potato and cheese soup that had a lot of onion in it. I was farting horribly strong ones many times daily for about four days after that. I don't know how that's possible, but it happened. I'm never eating potato and cheese soup like that again.

[Corona688]

Anything with beans of course, or dairy products. Chicken a la king in particular is spectacular. I can't avoid all of those, and I like 'em besides, so the people I live with are forced to suffer. Loud and offensive, not unlike my posts. If I had a dog to blame, I'd blame it, same for my posts.

[Godless Dave]

I especially enjoy the long ones that cause the sphincter to vibrate.

My gf is pretty uninhibited about farting, which works out OK for me because while I am inhibited the pressure is often too much for me to bear. She usually blames hers on one of her cats, which is plausible since his farts are pretty loud for a cat.

[Aurora Elegance]

Silent and UNdeadly, thank you very much. ;)