Swearbox

[Veritas]

This thread is a dumping ground for all the swear words you chose not to say today, deleted from other posts, or otherwise failed to utter elsewhere.

Here's mine:
Fuck
Wank
Cock

[Sock Puppet]

Shitraking, sheepfucking cockmonger horsecunt shitbag.

All descriptions of a certain higher-up that for some reason I neglected to utter in my conversation with her yesterday.

[Smilin]

errrrr...I wouldn't mention any of those explicitives to management especially if they're women there puppet!

[Plant Woman]

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/debbiett/bullshit.jpg

[Dingfod]

We don't need no stinking boxes.

[California Tanker]

Wank and cock are swear words?

But you can say those on BBC.

NTM

[Sock Puppet]

errrrr...I wouldn't mention any of those [expletives] to management especially if they're women there puppet!
Damn, and here I had my notes for our next teleconference ready, 'n everything. Shit. :sadcheer:

[Stormlight]

Houeren Drecks-Schäiss Wichser Oärsch. :pleased:

[Legs]

scarlet, are you sensing a disturbance in the Force?
:vader:

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

No, fuckwit. I'm just standing here in front of my register, popcorn popping behind me. I am not open.

Assmuncher!