Poker: Table II, Game 1

[D. Scarlatti]

Julie, you drew the Jack of Spades, so you'll be dealing the first hand. ceptimus will deal the next hand, then Crumb, and so on.

We're using the same rules that ceptimus set up here (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=259505&postcount=1). Please read that post carefully if you're unsure of the rules.

Briefly, this is a seven card game. Everyone gets two hole cards, then there's a round of betting. No limit. The betting round ends after everyone has called or folded.

Then, three cards will be turned over in this thread. These are community cards, and everyone gets to use them to make a five card poker hand. Another round of betting follows the three card flop. Then there is a one card flop, in the thread. Another round of betting. Finally the fifth community card is flopped in this thread followed by a final round of betting.

While everyone gets to use seven cards to make their hand, poker hands consist of five cards.

If there is a raise in the final round of betting that nobody else calls, the dealer will not ask you to show your hand.

Remember, this thread is for betting only: No chit chat.

01. ceptimus (19) bet blind 1
02. Crumb (18) bet blind 2
03. TomJoe (20)
04. godfry n. glad (20)
05. beyelzu (20)
06. Smilin (20)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)
09. viscousmemories (20)
10. Julie Dealer (20)

I'll deal the deck and PM everyone their two hole cards momentarily.

The bet is to TomJoe, at two chips.

Good luck everyone.

[TomJoe]

Raise it to 5.

[D. Scarlatti]

01. ceptimus (19) bet blind 1
02. Crumb (18) bet blind 2
03. TomJoe (15) raise to 5
04. godfry n. glad (20)
05. beyelzu (20)
06. Smilin (20)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)
09. viscousmemories (20)
10. Julie Dealer (20)

Five to stay in the game, godfry.

[godfry n. glad]

fold

[D. Scarlatti]

01. ceptimus (19) bet blind 1
02. Crumb (18) bet blind 2
03. TomJoe (15) raise to 5
04. godfry n. glad (20) fold
05. beyelzu (20) fold
06. Smilin (20)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)
09. viscousmemories (20)
10. Julie Dealer (20)

beyelzu PM'd me an el foldo, so the bet is to Smilin: 5 chips to stay in.

[Smilin]

Smilin...FOLDS

[D. Scarlatti]

01. ceptimus (19) bet blind 1
02. Crumb (18) bet blind 2
03. TomJoe (15) raise to 5
04. godfry n. glad (20) fold
05. beyelzu (20) fold
06. Smilin (20) fold
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)
09. viscousmemories (20)
10. Julie Dealer (20)

TJ scarin' y'all off or what?

Five chips to Nightson.

[Julie]

:time: :plzhold: :waiting: :onhold: :imwait: :time:

[D. Scarlatti]

We're all waiting.

Just a reminder, this thread is for betting only. Table II commentary goes here (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9428). Table II runs a tight ship.

Recap:

01. ceptimus (19) bet blind 1
02. Crumb (18) bet blind 2
03. TomJoe (15) raise to 5
04. godfry n. glad (20) fold
05. beyelzu (20) fold
06. Smilin (20) fold
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)
09. viscousmemories (20)
10. Julie Dealer (20)

Five chips to Nightson.

[Nightson]

Fold

[D. Scarlatti]

01. ceptimus (19) bet blind 1
02. Crumb (18) bet blind 2
03. TomJoe (15) raise to 5
04. godfry n. glad (20) fold
05. beyelzu (20) fold
06. Smilin (20) fold
07. Nightson (20) fold
08. livius drusus (20)
09. viscousmemories (20)
10. Julie Dealer (20)

The bet is five :ff:lorins to livius drusus.

[livius drusus]

I'm out.

[D. Scarlatti]

01. ceptimus (19) bet blind 1
02. Crumb (18) bet blind 2
03. TomJoe (15) raise to 5
04. godfry n. glad (20) fold
05. beyelzu (20) fold
06. Smilin (20) fold
07. Nightson (20) fold
08. livius drusus (20) fold
09. viscousmemories (20)
10. Julie Dealer (20)

5 :ff:lorins to viscousmemories.

[viscousmemories]

call

[D. Scarlatti]

01. ceptimus (19) bet blind 1
02. Crumb (18) bet blind 2
03. TomJoe (15) raise to 5
04. godfry n. glad (20) fold
05. beyelzu (20) fold
06. Smilin (20) fold
07. Nightson (20) fold
08. livius drusus (20) fold
09. viscousmemories (15) call
10. Julie Dealer (20)

Atta boy, let's build that pot.

The bet is 5 :ff:lorins to Julie the Dealer.

[Julie]

Call

[D. Scarlatti]

01. ceptimus (19) bet blind 1
02. Crumb (18) bet blind 2
03. TomJoe (15) raise to 5
04. godfry n. glad (20) fold
05. beyelzu (20) fold
06. Smilin (20) fold
07. Nightson (20) fold
08. livius drusus (20) fold
09. viscousmemories (15) call
10. Julie Dealer (15) call

The bet is 5 :ff:lorins to ceptimus who's in the UK, so we're probably adjourned for the evening.

[ceptimus]

Fold

[Crumb]

Call.

[D. Scarlatti]

Der flop:

:js: :10h: :qd:

01. ceptimus (19)
02. Crumb (15)
03. TomJoe (15)
04. godfry n. glad (20)
05. beyelzu (20)
06. Smilin (20)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)
09. viscousmemories (15)
10. Julie Dealer (15)

Crumb's bet.

[Crumb]

Check

[TomJoe]

Adding three more to the pot (8 total).

I'm a poker n00b (honest), how do I say that correctly?

[D. Scarlatti]

This is a new round of betting TJ, so you can just say, "Bet 3."

01. ceptimus (19)
02. Crumb (15) check
03. TomJoe (12) bet 3
04. godfry n. glad (20)
05. beyelzu (20)
06. Smilin (20)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)
09. viscousmemories (15)
10. Julie Dealer (15)

3 :ff:lorins to viscousmemories.

[viscousmemories]

I want to see TJ's bet and raise 3 more :ff:lorins, however you say that. :dopey:

[D. Scarlatti]

You got it, Pontiac.

01. ceptimus (19)
02. Crumb (15) check
03. TomJoe (12) bet 3
04. godfry n. glad (20)
05. beyelzu (20)
06. Smilin (20)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)
09. viscousmemories (9) raise to 6
10. Julie Dealer (15)

6 :ff:lorins to stay in, Julie the Dealer.

[Julie]

I'll see those six and rase it another 4 :)

[D. Scarlatti]

That's what we like to see.

Crumb has folded via PM, so:

01. ceptimus (19)
02. Crumb (15)
03. TomJoe (12) bet 3
04. godfry n. glad (20)
05. beyelzu (20)
06. Smilin (20)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)
09. viscousmemories (9) raise to 6
10. Julie Dealer (5) raise to 10

7 :ff:lorins to stick around, TomJoe.

[TomJoe]

Call.

I'm in til the end.

[D. Scarlatti]

No table talk please.

01. ceptimus (19)
02. Crumb (15)
03. TomJoe (5) call (@ 10)
04. godfry n. glad (20)
05. beyelzu (20)
06. Smilin (20)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)
09. viscousmemories (9) raise to 6
10. Julie Dealer (5) raise to 10

4 :ff:lorins to see another card, viscousmemories.

eta: the pot stands at :ff:orty-seven :ff:lorins.

Now will the real slimshady please sit down.

[viscousmemories]

call

[D. Scarlatti]

FLOP:

:js: :10h: :qd: :6h:

01. ceptimus (19)
02. Crumb (15)
03. TomJoe (5)
04. godfry n. glad (20)
05. beyelzu (20)
06. Smilin (20)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)
09. viscousmemories (5)
10. Julie Dealer (5)

Big TomJoe the fiancé's bet.

[TomJoe]

check

[D. Scarlatti]

Checkeroonie to viscousmemorieseroonie ...

[viscousmemories]

check

[D. Scarlatti]

Check for a free card, Julie, or bet for a costly one.

[Julie]

Check

[D. Scarlatti]

Last card, gamblers:

:js: :10h: :qd: :6h: :jc:

01. ceptimus (19)
02. Crumb (15)
03. TomJoe (5)
04. godfry n. glad (20)
05. beyelzu (20)
06. Smilin (20)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)
09. viscousmemories (5)
10. Julie Dealer (5)

Big TomJoe the fiancé's bet, one mo' time.

Remember, if one of you forces the other two to fold, nobody's going to ask to see your hand.

[TomJoe]

All in.

[D. Scarlatti]

01. ceptimus (19)
02. Crumb (15)
03. TomJoe (0) bet 5
04. godfry n. glad (20)
05. beyelzu (20)
06. Smilin (20)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)
09. viscousmemories (5)
10. Julie Dealer (5)

TJ goes for broke.

:ff:ive :ff:lorins to Uncle viscous.

[viscousmemories]

call :)

[D. Scarlatti]

01. ceptimus (19)
02. Crumb (15)
03. TomJoe (0) bet 5
04. godfry n. glad (20)
05. beyelzu (20)
06. Smilin (20)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)
09. viscousmemories (0) call
10. Julie Dealer (5)

All down to you, Julie.

(btw, I'll show the hands in this thread after the betting is done.)

[Julie]

call :worry:

[D. Scarlatti]

01. ceptimus (19)
02. Crumb (15)
03. TomJoe (0) bet 5
04. godfry n. glad (20)
05. beyelzu (20)
06. Smilin (20)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)
09. viscousmemories (0) call
10. Julie Dealer (0) call


Betting's done, time for the moment of truth:

Julie - Two pair, Jacks over Tens

:js: :jc: :10s: :10h: :qd:

vm - Two pair, Queens over Jacks

:qs: :qd: :js: :jc: :10h:

TJ - Three Jacks

:jackd: :js: :jc: :ad: :qd:

Nice pot for TJ; sorry about your luck, Julie and vm.

Here's where we're at:

01. ceptimus Dealer (19)
02. Crumb (15)
03. TomJoe (66)
04. godfry n. glad (20)
05. beyelzu (20)
06. Smilin (20)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)
09. viscousmemories (0)
10. Julie (0)

Next hand coming up shortly.

[Julie]

*sigh*

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand Two: Ye olde ceptimus is dealing, Table II's been culled to eight gamblers.

01. ceptimus D (19)
02. Crumb (14) bet blind 1
03. TomJoe (64) bet blind 2
04. godfry n. glad (20)
05. beyelzu (20)
06. Smilin (20)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)

Y'all should have your hole cards.

Bet's to godfry n. glad, 2 big :ff:lorins.

Good luckery.

[godfry n. glad]

Ah...here we go...

fold.

[D. Scarlatti]

You're lucky you made it under the 24-hour wire by about two minutes.

01. ceptimus D (19)
02. Crumb (14) bet blind 1
03. TomJoe (64) bet blind 2
04. godfry n. glad (20) fold
05. beyelzu (20)
06. Smilin (20)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)

Bet's to beyelzu, 2 big :ff:lorins.

[godfry n. glad]

You're lucky you made it under the 24-hour wire by about two minutes.

Bullshit. It was barely over an hour. I can read the time stamps, General Turgidson.

[D. Scarlatti]

Table talk in the other thread (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9428) please. Table II runs a tight ship. Please review the OP. And that's General Ripper to you.

01. ceptimus D (19)
02. Crumb (14) bet blind 1
03. TomJoe (64) bet blind 2
04. godfry n. glad (20) fold
05. beyelzu (20)
06. Smilin (20)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)

Bet's to beyelzu, 2 big :ff:lorins.

[beyelzu]

raise to 6.

[D. Scarlatti]

01. ceptimus D (19)
02. Crumb (14) bet blind 1
03. TomJoe (64) bet blind 2
04. godfry n. glad (20) fold
05. beyelzu (14) bet 6
06. Smilin (14) call
07. Nightson (20) fold
08. livius drusus (20) fold

(Via PMs, Smilin calls, Nightson and livius drusus fold.)

6 :ff:lorins to ceptimus the Dealer.

[ceptimus]

Fold :deepsigh:

[Crumb]

Call.

[D. Scarlatti]

01. ceptimus D (19) fold
02. Crumb (9) call
03. TomJoe (64) bet blind 2
04. godfry n. glad (20) fold
05. beyelzu (14) bet 6
06. Smilin (14) call
07. Nightson (20) fold
08. livius drusus (20) fold

Bet is at 6 :ff:lorins; it costs TomJoe 4 :ff:lorins to call. (A pittance to the ol' moneybags.)

[TomJoe]

Fold

[D. Scarlatti]

.....

[D. Scarlatti]

FLOP

:8d: :5s: :8s:


01. ceptimus D (19)
02. Crumb (9)
03. TomJoe (64)
04. godfry n. glad (20)
05. beyelzu (14)
06. Smilin (14)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)

Crumb's bet.

[Crumb]

Damn, I should learn to fold early. FOLD.

[D. Scarlatti]

01. ceptimus D (19)
02. Crumb (9)
03. TomJoe (64)
04. godfry n. glad (20)
05. beyelzu (0) bets 14
06. Smilin (14)
07. Nightson (20)
08. livius drusus (20)

Via PM, beyelzu bets 14 (all in).

:ff:ourteen :ff:lorins to see another card, mr. smilinpants.

(Pot = 34)

[Smilin]

Shit....
Fold

[D. Scarlatti]

That obstreperous scamp beyelzu totally steals a pot.

Next hand coming up shortly, after which I'm off to the Wisconsin State Fair.

[D. Scarlatti]

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ETA: Just happened to notice Smilin's post in the other thread. Unfortunately I'd already dealt out the hole cards. That's a misdeal. This game's on hold for a few hours until I have time to deal another hand.

[beyelzu]

but he can just fold the hand, thats how it works in tournies.

and sorry about posting in the game thread.

[D. Scarlatti]

Okay, Hand 3 is a burn; I misdealt it. My apologies.

This be Hand 4. Please delete your Hand 3 hole cards. Sorry for the confusion.

We're down to seven gamblers, godfry having withdrawn.

And we're temporarily down to six, as Smilin has gone to powder his nose.

01. ceptimus (19)
02. Crumb D (9)
03. TomJoe (63) bet blind 1
04. beyelzu (32) bet blind 2
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (20)
07. livius drusus (20)

Crumblestiltskin be dealin'

2 :ff:lorins to Nightson.

[Nightson]

I liked my game three cards.... :sadcheer:

Fold

[D. Scarlatti]

01. ceptimus (19)
02. Crumb D (9)
03. TomJoe (63) bet blind 1
04. beyelzu (32) bet blind 2
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (20) fold
07. livius drusus (20)

The bet is 2 :ff:lorins to livius drusus.

[livius drusus]

Sorry! Sorry! Fold!

[D. Scarlatti]

01. ceptimus (19)
02. Crumb D (9)
03. TomJoe (63) bet blind 1
04. beyelzu (32) bet blind 2
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (20) fold
07. livius drusus (20) fold

2 :ff:lorins to ctrawberry ceptimus.

[ceptimus]

Call

[Crumb]

Call :talkphon:

[D. Scarlatti]

post under construction ... please stand by.

[TomJoe]

Call.

Did I goof?

[D. Scarlatti]

No, you done good, but edit out that strike command if you want to call (which I know you want to do).

01. ceptimus (17) call
02. Crumb D (7) call
03. TomJoe (62) call end of betting round
04. beyelzu (32) bet blind 2
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (20) fold
07. livius drusus (20) fold

Next post's the flopper.

[D. Scarlatti]

FLOP

:kh: :js: :3c:


01. ceptimus (17)
02. Crumb D (7)
03. TomJoe (62)
04. beyelzu (32)
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (20)
07. livius drusus (20)

TomJoe to bet.

[TomJoe]

Fold

[D. Scarlatti]

01. ceptimus (17)
02. Crumb D (7)
03. TomJoe (62) fold
04. beyelzu (32) check
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (20)
07. livius drusus (20)

beyelzu checks via PM.

Your bet, ceptimus.

[ceptimus]

As it's free, I'll check rather than fold.

Check.

[Crumb]

Check.

[D. Scarlatti]

The high stakes ... I can hardly stand it! :suckthumbscared:

FLOP + TURN

:kh: :js: :3c: :2h:

01. ceptimus (17)
02. Crumb D (7)
03. TomJoe (62)
04. beyelzu (32) check
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (20)
07. livius drusus (20)

beyelzu checks via PM.

Your bet, ceptimus.

(Pot = 8)

[ceptimus]

Bet 1 :spend:

[Crumb]

call

[D. Scarlatti]

FLOP + TURN + RIVER

:kh: :js: :3c: :2h: :8d:

01. ceptimus (16)
02. Crumb D (6)
03. TomJoe (62)
04. beyelzu (32)
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (20)
07. livius drusus (20)

beyelzu folds via PM.

Your bet one mo' time, :spend:.

(Pot = 10)

[ceptimus]

Check

[Crumb]

:rofl: check. I'm glad this is fake money!

[D. Scarlatti]

Herewith, a couple of devastating poker hands (pretty sad for a seven-card game):

ceptimus - King high

:kh: :js: :8d: :5d: :4s:

crumb - Ace high

:ah: :kh: :js: :8d: :7h:

:joecool2: :bowing:

Standings:

01. ceptimus (16)
02. Crumb (16)
03. TomJoe (62)
04. beyelzu (32)
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (20)
07. livius drusus (20)

Hand 5 comin' up shortly.

[D. Scarlatti]

First of all, an administrative note regarding PMs to me having to do with betting. If you PM me to simply "fold" early on in the hand, I will interpret this to mean you don't want to bet anymore. Nobody should fold if it's going to cost them nothing to stick around.

In other words, if you can stay in the game by simply checking, I will keep you in until there is a raise. If, in the meantime, there is a flop that improves your hand to the extent you want to stay in the game and check or raise any bets, you better get back to me, otherwise I will implement the original "fold" instructions against any betting.


Hand 5:

01. ceptimus (16)
02. Crumb (16)
03. TomJoe D (62)
04. beyelzu (31) bet blind 1
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (18) bet blind 2
07. livius drusus (20)

Dealer: TomJoe.

2 big :ff:lorins to livius drusus.

[livius drusus]

And 1 big :ff:old from livius drusus.

[ceptimus]

fold

[Crumb]

Call

[D. Scarlatti]

01. ceptimus (16) fold
02. Crumb (14) call
03. TomJoe D (62)
04. beyelzu (31) bet blind 1
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (18) bet blind 2
07. livius drusus (20) fold

Dealer: TomJoe.

2 big :ff:lorins to TomJoe.

[TomJoe]

Raise to 5.

[D. Scarlatti]

Ho Ho.

01. ceptimus (16) fold
02. Crumb (14) call
03. TomJoe D (57) bet 5
04. beyelzu (31) bet blind 1
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (18) bet blind 2
07. livius drusus (20) fold

Dealer: TomJoe.

Four :ff:lorins to the smoking penis to stay in the game.

[beyelzu]

call

[D. Scarlatti]

Proving once again that beyelzu was always my favorite total cock (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=262960&postcount=208).

01. ceptimus (16) fold
02. Crumb (14) call
03. TomJoe D (57) bet 5
04. beyelzu (27) call
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (18) bet blind 2
07. livius drusus (20) fold

Dealer: TomJoe.

Three :ff:lorins to Mr. Nightson to stay in the game.

[Nightson]

call

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 5 in progress; Dealer: TomJoe.

01. ceptimus (16) fold
02. Crumb (14) call
03. TomJoe D (57) bet 5
04. beyelzu (27) call
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (15) call
07. livius drusus (20) fold

Three :ff:lorins to stick around, Cousin Crumbly.

(Pot = 17)

[Crumb]

call.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 5 in progress; Dealer: TomJoe.

FLOP

:kd: :qd: :kc:


01. ceptimus (16)
02. Crumb (11)
03. TomJoe D (57)
04. beyelzu (27)
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (15)
07. livius drusus (20)

The bet is beyelzu's

(Pot = 20)

[beyelzu]

check

[Smilin]

And we're temporarily down to six, as Smilin has gone to powder his nose.


/me is back now!!!!

[D. Scarlatti]

Reminder: This thread is for betting only. Please use this thread (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9428&page=1&pp=25&onlybyuserid=0) for other comments.

Hand 5 in progress; Dealer: TomJoe.

:kd: :qd: :kc:

01. ceptimus (16)
02. Crumb (11)
03. TomJoe D (57)
04. beyelzu (27) check
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (15)
07. livius drusus (20)

Nightson's bet

(Pot = 20)

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 5; Dealer: TomJoe.

01. ceptimus (16)
02. Crumb (11)
03. TomJoe D (57)
04. beyelzu (27) check
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (15) fold
07. livius drusus (20)

It's been 24 hours, so I'm folding Nightson.

Crumbbet.

(Pot = 20)

[Crumb]

Check.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 5; Dealer: TomJoe.

FLOP + TURN

:kd: :qd: :kc: :9c:

01. ceptimus (16)
02. Crumb (11)
03. TomJoe D (57)
04. beyelzu (27)
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (15)
07. livius drusus (20)

TomJoe checks via PM.

beyelzu to bet.


(Pot = 20)

[beyelzu]

all in

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 5; Dealer: TomJoe.

01. ceptimus (16)
02. Crumb (11)
03. TomJoe D (57)
04. beyelzu (0) bets 27 (all in)
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (15)
07. livius drusus (20)

As I mentioned in the comments thread, I don't know Nightson's status.

At any rate, it's Nightson's bet.

(Pot = 47)

[beyelzu]

wouldnt the pot be 47 if someone calls me for my whole stack, the only person that could do that would be tj of course?

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 5; Dealer: TomJoe.

01. ceptimus (16)
02. Crumb (11)
03. TomJoe D (57)
04. beyelzu (0) bets 27 (all in)
05. Smilin (14) AWAY
06. Nightson (15) fold
07. livius drusus (20)

To you, Crumb. All in or fold.

(Pot = 47)

[Crumb]

Fold.

[TomJoe]

fold

[D. Scarlatti]

Big bey steals another pot:


01. ceptimus (16)
02. Crumb (11)
03. TomJoe (57)
04. beyelzu D (47)
05. Smilin (14)
06. Nightson (15)
07. livius drusus (20)

Hand 6 coming up momentarily.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 6, Dealer: beyelzu.

01. ceptimus (16)
02. Crumb (11)
03. TomJoe (57)
04. beyelzu D (47)
05. Smilin (13) bet blind 1
06. Nightson (15) AWAY
07. livius drusus (18) bet blind 2

Two big :ff:lorins to cousin ceptimus.

[ceptimus]

fold

[Crumb]

Call.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 6, Dealer: beyelzu.

01. ceptimus (16) fold
02. Crumb (9) call
03. TomJoe (57)
04. beyelzu D (47)
05. Smilin (13) bet blind 1
06. Nightson (15) AWAY
07. livius drusus (18) bet blind 2

Two big :ff:lorins to big TomJoe, the big chip leader.

[TomJoe]

call

[beyelzu]

raise to 4

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 6, Dealer: beyelzu.

01. ceptimus (16) fold
02. Crumb (9) call
03. TomJoe (55) call
04. beyelzu D (43) raise to 4
05. Smilin (13) bet blind 1
06. Nightson (15) AWAY
07. livius drusus (18) bet blind 2

Smilin: 3 to stay in.

[Smilin]

call

[D. Scarlatti]

II :ff:lorins to livius.

[livius drusus]

Call.

[D. Scarlatti]

:ace:, 2 to stick around.

[Crumb]

call.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 6, Dealer: beyelzu.

Aight. TomJoe calls via PM.

DER FLOPPENZEN

:4c: :9h: :4d:

01. ceptimus (16) fold
02. Crumb (7)
03. TomJoe (53)
04. beyelzu D (43)
05. Smilin (10)
06. Nightson (15) AWAY
07. livius drusus (16)

Y'all got a pair of fours.

Smilin to bet.

(Pot = 20)

[Smilin]

Raise to 4

[livius drusus]

Call.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 6, Dealer: beyelzu.

:4c: :9h: :4d:

01. ceptimus (16) fold
02. Crumb (7)
03. TomJoe (53)
04. beyelzu D (43)
05. Smilin (6) bet 4
06. Nightson (15) AWAY
07. livius drusus (12) call


Four to Crumblee.

(Pot = 28)

[Crumb]

haha. It is fun playing for fake money! CALL. :spend:

[TomJoe]

Call.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 6, Dealer: beyelzu.

beyelzu folds via PM. Thanks for keeping on the stick, everyone.

FLOP + TURN

:4c: :9h: :4d: :ad:

01. ceptimus (16) fold
02. Crumb (3)
03. TomJoe (49)
04. beyelzu D (43) fold
05. Smilin (6)
06. Nightson (15) AWAY
07. livius drusus (12)


Smilin to bet.

(Pot = 36)

[Smilin]

All in Baby! :D

[livius drusus]

Fold.

[Crumb]

Well I might as well see one more hand. I wasted a lot of cash on this one.

Fold.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 6, Dealer: beyelzu.

01. ceptimus (16) fold
02. Crumb (3) fold
03. TomJoe (49)
04. beyelzu D (43) fold
05. Smilin (0) bet 6 (all in)
06. Nightson (15) AWAY
07. livius drusus (12) fold


Six to TomJoe.

(Pot = 42)

[Bear in mind you're betting against a broke-ass dude, so if you call, you see another card but no more betting. It'll be showdown time at that point.]

[TomJoe]

Call.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 6, Dealer: beyelzu.

DER RIVER

:4c: :9h: :4d: :ad: :7s:

01. ceptimus (16) fold
02. Crumb (3) fold
03. TomJoe (43) call
04. beyelzu D (43) fold
05. Smilin (0) bet 6 (all in)
06. Nightson (15) AWAY
07. livius drusus (12) fold

(Pot = 48 - betting closed)

Please stand by in rapt suspense.

[D. Scarlatti]

Okay. All y'all have a pair of fours.

:4c: :4d:

Neither of you have a pair in the hole, and the ace of diamonds is higher than either of y'all's hole cards. Ain't no straights, flushes, two pair, three of a kind or nothin'.

:4c: :4d: :ad:

Y'all each have one hole card that's higher than the nine of hearts (both your other hole cards are lower), so it comes down to which one of you has the higher hole card. So here are your best poker hands:

TomJoe

:4c: :4d: :ad: :10c: :9h:

Smilin

:4c: :4d: :ad: :qs: :9h:

So Smilin wins with the queen of spades.

Shit cards, good pot, nice hand. Thas poker!

Current standings:

01. ceptimus (16)
02. Crumb (3)
03. TomJoe (43)
04. beyelzu (43)
05. Smilin (48)
06. Nightson (15) AWAY
07. livius drusus (12)

Hand 7 comin' up, then I'm out for a bit.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 7. Dealer: Smilin.


01. ceptimus (16) ←
02. Crumb (3)
03. TomJoe (43)
04. beyelzu (43)
05. Smilin (48)
06. Nightson (14) bet blind 1
07. livius drusus (10) bet blind 2

Two :ff:lorins to ceptimus.

[ceptimus]

all in

[Crumb]

fold.

[TomJoe]

fold

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 7. Dealer: Smilin.

Aggressive play by ceptimus = :chicken: :chicken: :chicken:

beyelzu folds via PM.


01. ceptimus (0) bet 16 (all in)
02. Crumb (3) :chicken:
03. TomJoe (43) :chicken:
04. beyelzu (43) :chicken:
05. Smilin (48) D ←
06. Nightson (14) bet blind 1
07. livius drusus (10) bet blind 2

16 :ff:lorins to Smilin.

:chicken:?

[Smilin]

Call

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 7. Dealer: Smilin.

Nightson calls (all in) via PM.

01. ceptimus (0) bet 16 (all in)
02. Crumb (3)
03. TomJoe (43)
04. beyelzu (43)
05. Smilin (32) D call
06. Nightson (0) call (all in [15])
07. livius drusus (10) bet blind 2

All in or fold, from the looks of it, livius drusus.

[livius drusus]

All in.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 7. Dealer: Smilin.


01. ceptimus (0) bet 16 (all in)
02. Crumb (3)
03. TomJoe (43)
04. beyelzu (43)
05. Smilin (32) D call
06. Nightson (0) call (all in [15])
07. livius drusus (0) call (all in [12])

Stand by for the flop whilst I do some pot-cypherin'.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 7. Dealer: Smilin.

Okay. Total pot = 59.
Main pot = 48 (Nightson, livius, ceptimus, Smilin)
Side pot #1 = 9 (Nightson, ceptimus, Smilin)
Side pot #2 = 2 (ceptimus, Smilin)

Here's the board:

:3s: :ac: :6s: :7d: :kh:

Nightson has a pair of kings:

:kc: :kh: :ac: :10c: :7d: [:10c: :kc:]

livius has a pair of aces:

:ad: :ac: :kh: :7d: :6s: [:ad: :5d:]

ceptimus has a pair of nines:

:9h: :9s: :ac: :kh: :7d: [:9h: :9s:]

Smilin's got cock:

:ac: :kh: :9c: :8c: :7d: [:9c: :8c:]

[Hole cards in brackets]

livius takes the main pot (48) with a pair of aces.

Nightson takes side pot #1 (9) with a pair of kings.

ceptimus takes side pot #2 (2) with a pair of nines.

Smilin goes from fabulous dreams of a straight flush to sucking the hind tit.

Standings after Hand 7:

01. ceptimus (2)
02. Crumb (3)
03. TomJoe (43)
04. beyelzu (43)
05. Smilin (32)
06. Nightson (9)
07. livius drusus (48)

Hand 8 comin' up!

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 8. Dealer: Nightson.

01. ceptimus (0) bet blind 2
02. Crumb (3)
03. TomJoe (43)
04. beyelzu (43)
05. Smilin (32)
06. Nightson D (9)
07. livius drusus (47) bet blind 1

(ceptimus, this may be the hand that jibes with your vacation plans.)



Two :ff:lorins to Crumb.

[Crumb]

ALL IN! :giggles:

[TomJoe]

call

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 8. Dealer: Nightson.

beyelzu folds via PM.

01. ceptimus (0) bet blind 2
02. Crumb (0) raise to 3
03. TomJoe (40) call
04. beyelzu (43) fold
05. Smilin (32)
06. Nightson D (9)
07. livius drusus (47) bet blind 1


Three :ff:lorins to Smilin.

[Smilin]

Raise to 10

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 8. Dealer: Nightson.


01. ceptimus (0) bet blind 2
02. Crumb (0) raise to 3
03. TomJoe (40) call
04. beyelzu (43) fold
05. Smilin (22) raise to 10
06. Nightson D (9)
07. livius drusus (47) bet blind 1


Nightson, all in or fold.

[Nightson]

fold

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 8. Dealer: Nightson.

livius folds via PM; TomJoe calls via pm; ceptimus and crumb are wiped out.

FLOP

:6c: :jh: :2h:


01. ceptimus (0) :deadpoke:
02. Crumb (0) :deadpoke:
03. TomJoe (33)
04. beyelzu (43) fold
05. Smilin (22)
06. Nightson D (9) fold
07. livius drusus (47) fold


TomJoe's bet.

[TomJoe]

check

[Smilin]

Check

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 8. Dealer: Nightson.

FLOP + TURN

:6c: :jh: :2h: :9c:


01. ceptimus (0) :deadpoke:
02. Crumb (0) :deadpoke:
03. TomJoe (33)
04. beyelzu (43) fold
05. Smilin (22)
06. Nightson D (9) fold
07. livius drusus (47) fold


TomJoe's bet.

[TomJoe]

22

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 8. Dealer: Nightson.


01. ceptimus (0)
02. Crumb (0)
03. TomJoe (11) bet 22
04. beyelzu (43) fold
05. Smilin (22)
06. Nightson D (9) fold
07. livius drusus (47) fold

22 :ff:lorins to Smilin. Call or fold, big guy.

(Pot = 48)

[Smilin]

CALL

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 8. Dealer: Nightson.

01. ceptimus (0)
02. Crumb (0)
03. TomJoe (11) bet 22
04. beyelzu (43) fold
05. Smilin (0) call (all in)
06. Nightson D (9) fold
07. livius drusus (47) fold

FLOP + TURN + RIVER

:6c: :jh: :2h: :9c: :8d:

No more betting; showdown time.

TomJoe gots a pair of nines:

:9h: :9c: :kc: :jh: :8d: [:9h: :kc:]

Smilin gots a pair of jacks:

:jackd: :jh: :9c: :8d: :6c: [:jackd: :3c:]

Bit of a heartbreaker for 'ol TomJoe.

Smilin takes a 70 :ff:lorin pot with a pair of jakes.

ceptimus and crumb, thanks fer comin' out. Smilin sez, "Thanks for your money."

Standings:

01. TomJoe (11)
02. beyelzu (43)
03. Smilin (70)
04. Nightson (9)
05. livius drusus (47)

Hand 9 comin' up, then I'm off for a bit.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 9. Dealer: livius drusus.


01. TomJoe (10) bet blind 1
02. beyelzu (41) bet blind 2
03. Smilin (70)
04. Nightson (9)
05. livius drusus D (47)

Two :ff:lorins to Smilin.

[Smilin]

Raise to 9

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 9. Dealer: livius drusus.


01. TomJoe (10) bet blind 1
02. beyelzu (41) bet blind 2
03. Smilin (61) raise to 9
04. Nightson (9)
05. livius drusus D (47)

Nine :ff:lorins to Nightson.

(Pot = 12)

[Nightson]

Call

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 9. Dealer: livius drusus.


01. TomJoe (10) bet blind 1
02. beyelzu (41) bet blind 2
03. Smilin (61) raise to 9
04. Nightson (0) call
05. livius drusus D (47)

Nine :ff:lorins to the Dealer.

(Pot = 21)

[livius drusus]

Call.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 9. Dealer: livius drusus.

01. TomJoe (10) bet blind 1
02. beyelzu (41) bet blind 2
03. Smilin (61) raise to 9
04. Nightson (0) call
05. livius drusus D (38) call

TomJoe Hilfiger, eight more :ff:lorins to call.

(Pot = 30)

[TomJoe]

I'm all in Chief.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 9. Dealer: livius drusus.

Right-O.

01. TomJoe (0) raise to 11
02. beyelzu (41) bet blind 2
03. Smilin (61) raise to 9
04. Nightson (0) call
05. livius drusus D (38) call

Nine to stick around, beyelzu.

(Pot = 40)

I promise not to fuck up the side pot(s) this time.

[beyelzu]

fold

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 9. Dealer: livius drusus.

01. TomJoe (0) raise to 11
02. beyelzu (41) fold
03. Smilin (61) raise to 9
04. Nightson (0) call
05. livius drusus D (38) call

Two to stick around, Smilin.

(Pot = 40)

[Smilin]

call

[livius drusus]

Call.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 9. Dealer: livius drusus.

01. TomJoe (0) raise to 11
02. beyelzu (41) fold
03. Smilin (59) call (11)
04. Nightson (0) call (9)
05. livius drusus D (36) call (11)


I'll clarify the pots along with the flop.

[livius drusus]

You cross-posted with my call, Scarlatz.

[D. Scarlatti]

Okay ... sorry (and your PM, duh). Flop coming up.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 9. Dealer: livius drusus.

I'd do better with the mechanics of this game if they had something to do with a plaintiff's burden in establishing federal standing or the exposition section of sonata-form or something. Me and numbers never did get along real well.

Anyway.

FLOP

:kh: :4d: :ad:

01. TomJoe (0)
02. beyelzu (41) fold
03. Smilin (59)
04. Nightson (0)
05. livius drusus D (36)

main pot = 38 (TJ, Smilin, Nightson, livius)
side pot #1 = 6 (TJ, Smilin, livius)
side pot #2 = 0 (Smilin, livius)

Smilin's bet; all bets now go into side pot #2, which only Smilin and livius contest.

[Smilin]

...hmmmm....
should I or shouldn't I go for it all?

:waiting:

Nahhhhhh!!!!
Check

[Nightson]

Check

[D. Scarlatti]

Yo Nightson. You're still in the game, but all your money's in the main pot. To win the main pot you need a better poker hand than the other three players in the main pot. (Unless you were joking, in which case, good one.)

But the only active betting players remaining at this point are Smilin and livius, and it's livius's turn to address Smilin's check.

[livius drusus]

An empty side-pot is lame. I'll raise 5.

[Smilin]

and raise that 5 to 10.

Your move liv... :)

[livius drusus]

I'll call it.

[Smilin]

:excited: :hyper: time for us to show em...eh???

[livius drusus]

No, there's another round of betting after the turn card, I do believe. In any case, no talking here. Let's take it to the peanut gallery.

[D. Scarlatti]

Yes, thank you. This thread is for betting only.

Hand 9. Dealer: livius drusus.

FLOP + TURN

:kh: :4d: :ad: :2d:

01. TomJoe (0)
02. beyelzu (41) fold
03. Smilin (49)
04. Nightson (0)
05. livius drusus D (26)

main pot = 38 (TJ, Smilin, Nightson, livius)
side pot #1 = 6 (TJ, Smilin, livius)
side pot #2 = 20 (Smilin, livius)

Smilin's bet.

[Smilin]

Check

[livius drusus]

Check.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 9. Dealer: livius drusus.

FLOP + TURN + RIVER

:kh: :4d: :ad: :2d: :2s:

01. TomJoe (0)
02. beyelzu (41) fold
03. Smilin (49)
04. Nightson (0)
05. livius drusus D (26)

main pot = 38 (TJ, Smilin, Nightson, livius)
side pot #1 = 6 (TJ, Smilin, livius)
side pot #2 = 20 (Smilin, livius)

Smilin's bet.

[Smilin]

Raise to 46....

Liv...it's all in if you wish... ;)

[D. Scarlatti]

You are betting 46? Please clarify. You don't raise when you're first to bet.

[livius drusus]

What the hell. There are more :ff:lorins where these came from. I'm all in.

(I assume he meant 26 which is all I've got.)

[Smilin]

No. Betting 26, raising the pot to 46...sorry.

[D. Scarlatti]

Okay. Hang on a moment.

[D. Scarlatti]

Hand 9. Dealer: livius drusus.

main pot = 38 (TJ, Smilin, Nightson, livius)
side pot #1 = 6 (TJ, Smilin, livius)
side pot #2 = 72 (Smilin, livius)

TomJoe has a pair of twos, ace, king, jack.

:2d: :2s: :ad: :kh: :jc: [:7h: :jc:]

Smilin has three of a kind.

:2h: :2d: :2s: :ad: :kh: [:jackd: :2h:

Nightson has a pair of twos, ace, king, queen.

:2d: :2s: :ad: :kh: :qc: [:9c: :qc:]

livius has two pair, aces over kings.

:ac: :ad: :kc: :kh: :4d: [:kc: :ac:]

Smilin sweeps the pots = 116 :ff:lorins.

Good hand, good action. Thanks everyone.

Standings:

01. TomJoe (0)
02. beyelzu (41)
03. Smilin (139)
04. Nightson (0)
05. livius drusus (0)

So we say farewell to TomJoe, Nightson, and livius drusus in one fell swoop, thanks to Smilin catching a two on the river.

[Smilin]

:party: :party: :woohoo: :jumpjoy: :jumpjoy: :excited: :hyper: :hyper:

Thanks everyone for the excitement and especially to you DS for hosting the game!

Good job man!

[D. Scarlatti]

It's up to you and beyelzu whether you want to duke it out for sole possession of the 180 :ff:lorins.

[Smilin]

I'm game if he is....sorry for the early celebration there, DS...

:returning to poker face:

[Smilin]

Hey Scarlatti...

When is game two going to start up?