Things to do to cheese

[livius drusus]

:airbox: :cheese:

:cheese: :whip:

:shoot: :cheese:

:cheese: :achoo:

:pee::cheese:

[Smilin]

:lol:

bored liv?

[Ymir's blood]

:cowdance:
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

Just good clean fun, Smilin. Outstanding, Ymir's blood. :bow:

Look! Pepperjack!

:jalapeno:
:cheese:

[ceptimus]

Dammit. I can't make the marquee work the way I want. I give up.

:cheese:

[Smilin]

:LOL: att all the "cheese whizzes" :)

[Shelli]

:hyperb:
:cheese:

[Joshua Adams]

I just eat it.


Freaks.

[Smilin]

Me either.

It's bad manners to play with your food!

[livius drusus]

:goldcup:
:cheese:

[Watser?]

:vacuum:
.....:cheese:

[CEH]

Well, you can....:cheeseglomp2: or :lovecheese: (<--- My personal favorite.)

Or you can...

:frolic:
:cheese:

.:bundance:
:cheese:

:blinky: :pacpinky: :inky: :clyde: :pacman: . . . . :cheese:

(Y'know those colored bullets on dA? Do we have those? If we don't, we need 'em.)

[D. Scarlatti]

I just eat it.

Me either.

:qhuh:
:cheese:

[cappuccino]

:socks:
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

:cheese: :firemage:

[quiet bear]

I really must explore the smilie dome one of these days.

Actually, I feel sort of guilty for never using them, because I know a lot of work goes into them.

[livius drusus]

:spirilla:
:cheese:

[CEH]

:D You're damn right a lot of work goes into 'em!..........Okay, most of the time. Most of the ones I make take about 5 minutes. Yay for pre-made expressions and bases. ;P

[Watser?]

:cheese:
:climber:

[livius drusus]

Go, little guy! Get that cheese! :cheer:

[D. Scarlatti]

:blame: :cheese:

[Watser?]

:welder: :cheese:

[livius drusus]

:cheese: :unicut:

[D. Scarlatti]

:hofflove:
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

I'm still laughing at that, Scarlatti.

:plunge:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

:cheese:
:praying:

[Shelli]

:cheese:
:terrance:

[livius drusus]

ew
:cheese: :philip:

[Shelli]

:giggle:

[Shelli]

EAT ME!
:cheese:

[Shelli]

Ni!
:cheese:

[D. Scarlatti]

:cheese: :shiftier: :cheese:

[livius drusus]

:signno:
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

:skates:
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

:mopping:
:cheese:

[D. Scarlatti]

:laugh:

[Stormlight]

:bungee:
:cheese:

[viscousmemories]

:taz:
:cheese:

[CEH]

:sugarhi:
:cheese:

^^^ Me right now.

[Stormlight]

:leglift: :cheese:

[JoeP]

Sorry to be all literal, but toasted cheese is good

:cheese:
:fuel:

[JoeP]

For the love of
:cheese:

Where is Lauri, anyway?

[pescifish]

:cheese: :professor:

[pescifish]

:OMG: :cheese:




....:cheese:
:buggin:

[pescifish]

:cheese: :traffic: :cheese:

[pescifish]

:unnod:
:cheese:


:stickman:
:cheese:

[Watser?]

:preach:
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

That's some might fine cheese creativity, y'all.

:tutu:
:cheese:

[JoeP]

Wait. We need a dancing cheese and an angry cheese.

[livius drusus]

Don't anthropomorphize the cheese, man.

[JoeP]

Don't anthropomorphize the cheese, man.
Don't make excuses, woman.

[livius drusus]

:bbb:
:cheese:

[JoeP]

Behold! The cheese cannot be harmed!

:bow4:
:cheese:

[JoeP]

Ode to a cheese wheel
:cheese:
:violin:

[D. Scarlatti]

:cheese:
:fireworks:

[JoeP]

<marquee direction="left" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="1" width="100%">:cheese::bowser:</marquee>

[D. Scarlatti]

:foot:
:cheese:

[JoeP]

<marquee direction="left" scrolldelay="5" scrollamount="3" width="100%">:cheese::dogrun:</marquee>

[Shelli]

:giggle:

[Crumb]

:haha::cheese:

..:screwed:
:cheese:

[ceptimus]

:hungry:

:cheese: :ffshifty:

:cheeseglomp2:

:eat:

:verysick:

[Ymir's blood]

:cheese: :traffic: :cheese:
:D

[JoeP]

The cheese takes all unto itself

:tornado:
:cheese:

[JoeP]

:cheese:
:abducted:

[livius drusus]

:applaud:

[ceptimus]

<div align=center><table><tr><td>:unbounce:</td><td><marquee direction=up behavior=alternate>:cheese:</marquee></td> <td>:unbounce:</td></tr></table></div>

[livius drusus]

I cannot look away. :hypno2:

[JoeP]

<div align=center><table><tr><td width=50px><marquee direction=down behavior=alternate>:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=50px><marquee direction=up behavior=alternate>:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=50px><marquee direction=down behavior=alternate>:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=50px><marquee direction=up behavior=alternate>:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=50px><marquee direction=down behavior=alternate>:cheese:</marquee></td></tr></table></div>

[ceptimus]

<div align=center><table width=80%><tr><td><marquee scrollamount=2 scrolldelay=15 behavior=alternate><marquee scrolldelay=25 scrollamount=3 direction=down behavior=alternate>:cheese:</marquee></marquee></td><td><marquee scrolldelay=33 scrollamount=7 behavior=alternate><marquee scrolldelay=17 scrollamount=5 direction=down behavior=alternate>:cheese:</marquee></marquee></td></tr></table></div>

ETA: Seems to work in firefox, but not (properly) in IE. :firefoxglomp:

[Watser?]

weirder and weirderer :lol:

[Leesifer]

:drooleek:
:cheese:

[JoeP]

<div align=center><table><tr><td width=40px><marquee direction=down behavior=alternate>:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=40px><marquee direction=up behavior=alternate>:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=40px><marquee direction=down behavior=alternate>:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=40px><marquee direction=up behavior=alternate>:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=40px><marquee direction=down behavior=alternate>:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=40px><marquee direction=up behavior=alternate>:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=40px><marquee direction=down behavior=alternate>:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=40px><marquee direction=up behavior=alternate>:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=40px><marquee direction=down behavior=alternate>:cheese:</marquee></td></tr></table></div>

[Shelli]

haha! Awesome everyone! :yup2:

[JoeP]

<div align=center><table><tr><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" behavior="alternate" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="15" >:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" behavior="alternate" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="14" >:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" behavior="alternate" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="13" >:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" behavior="alternate" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="12" >:cheese:</marquee></td>
<td width=38px><marquee direction="down" behavior="alternate" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="11" >:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" behavior="alternate" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="10" >:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" behavior="alternate" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="9" >:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" behavior="alternate" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="8" >:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" behavior="alternate" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="7" >:cheese:</marquee></td>
<td width=38px><marquee direction="down" behavior="alternate" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="6" >:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" behavior="alternate" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="5" >:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" behavior="alternate" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="4" >:cheese:</marquee></td>
<td width=38px><marquee direction="down" behavior="alternate" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="3" >:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" behavior="alternate" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="2" >:cheese:</marquee></td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" behavior="alternate" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="1" >:cheese:</marquee></td></tr></table></div>

[Shelli]

OMG! That's so cool, JoeP! :coolsun:

[democracy]

It is completely possible to insert several slices of your favorite cheese in between 2 slices of bread then by placing this construction upon a suitably hot surface to melt the cheese while at the same time toast the bread.

You may even toast both sides by merely flipping the whole thing over.

[ceptimus]

Vampire cheese (mouseover).

<script type = "text/javascript"> imgmym = new Image; imgmym.src="http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/cheesewheel_by_CEH.gif"; imgnew = new Image; imgnew.src="http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/bat.gif"; </script> <img src="http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/cheesewheel_by_CEH.gif" onmouseover="this.src=imgnew.src;" onmouseout="this.src=imgmym.src;">

[JoeP]

Halleujah, it's...
<div align=center><table><tr><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="10" >:cheese:</marquee>
:umbrella:</td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="8" >:cheese:</marquee>
:intherain::</td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="10" >:cheese:</marquee>
:umbrella:</td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="11" >:cheese:</marquee>
:intherain::</td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="13" >:cheese:</marquee>
:umbrella:</td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="15" >:cheese:</marquee>
:intherain::</td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="12" >:cheese:</marquee>
:umbrella:</td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="9" >:cheese:</marquee>
:intherain::</td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="14" >:cheese:</marquee>
:umbrella:</td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="11" >:cheese:</marquee>
:intherain::</td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="7" >:cheese:</marquee>
:umbrella:</td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="8" >:cheese:</marquee>
:intherain::</td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="10" >:cheese:</marquee>
:umbrella:</td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="11" >:cheese:</marquee>
:intherain::</td><td width=38px><marquee direction="down" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="9" >:cheese:</marquee>
:umbrella:</td></tr></table></div>

[Shelli]

:clap:

[JoeP]

I'm going to have bad dreams tonight.

[livius drusus]

More! More! :bliss:

[JoeP]

cep's turn. I'm working on one that requires some research

[livius drusus]

It is completely possible to insert several slices of your favorite cheese in between 2 slices of bread then by placing this construction upon a suitably hot surface to melt the cheese while at the same time toast the bread.
Do you recommend griddle, skillet or iron?

Welcome to FF, democracy. :welcome1:

cep's turn. I'm working on one that requires some research
Tantalizing.
:seizure:
:cheese:

[Stormlight]

You might have to move the thread to the arts forum, liv!

[ceptimus]

:cheese:

<img src=http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/cheesewheel_by_CEH.gif width=74 height=38>

<img src=http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/cheesewheel_by_CEH.gif width=111 height=57>

<img src=http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/cheesewheel_by_CEH.gif width=144 height=76>

<img src=http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/cheesewheel_by_CEH.gif width=111 height=57>

<img src=http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/cheesewheel_by_CEH.gif width=74 height=38>

:cheese:

<img src=http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/cheesewheel_by_CEH.gif width=19 height=10>

<img src=http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/cheesewheel_by_CEH.gif width=10 height=5>

[democracy]

It is completely possible to insert several slices of your favorite cheese in between 2 slices of bread then by placing this construction upon a suitably hot surface to melt the cheese while at the same time toast the bread.
Do you recommend griddle, skillet or iron?

Welcome to FF, democracy. :welcome1:


A waffle iron is best.

This gives you leverage to firmly press and to scorch the extremities.

When in the absence of a waffle iron, use a heavy skillet below one extemity
with a a clothes iron firmly pressed down upon the upper extremity.

[CEH]

O.O w00t! It's raining cheese! @.@ A dream come true....

[Shelli]

Awesome, CEH :cool:

[livius drusus]

:packers:
:cheese:

[D. Scarlatti]

:cheese:
:luvflood:

[livius drusus]

OMG cutest cheese evar!!1

:squee:
:cheese:

[D. Scarlatti]

:tiptoe:
:cheese:

[D. Scarlatti]

:france:
:surrend:
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

:dancmonk:
:cheese:

[pescifish]

<img src="http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/marsrover.gif" alt="moon rover">
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

The cheese rover rocks, pesci. :ffgiggle:

[pescifish]

:wriggle:

'Cuz it's made of cheeeeese!
:dancing:
:cheese:

[pescifish]

:cheese:
:luvflood: :10:

[Crumb]

:cheese:









:wolf:

[livius drusus]

:chirp:
:cheese:

[Crumb]

.:nuke:
:cheese:

[D. Scarlatti]

:cheese:
:workcomp:

[D. Scarlatti]

:cheese:
:spirit:

[Crumb]

:grouppic:
..:cheese:

[Crumb]

:mowlawn:
..........:cheese:

[Ymir's blood]

:cheese::cancan::cheese:

[Crumb]

:snake::snake:
:cheese:

[Ymir's blood]

<marquee direction="right"> :cheese: :boo: :boo: :boo: :boo: </marquee>

[The Jesus Lawyer]

:butt:
:shit:
:cheese:

[Stormlight]

:cheese::pressure::cheese:

[CEH]

:cheese:
:spirit:

He's gone on to the great cheesewheel in the sky. :sniffle:

[Stormlight]

:cheese:
:pilot:

Hmm, cheese on a plane.

[Shelli]

:cheese:
:spork:

[Shelli]

:thrust: :cheese:

[Sock Puppet]

:relax:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

:cheese:
:lift:
Assimilated!

[Shelli]

:archer: :cheese:

[wei yau]

:snoopy2:
:cheese:

[Stormlight]

:dighole:
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

:situp:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

:airbox::cheese:

[livius drusus]

That one's in the OP, Shell. :glare:

:pushup:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

That one's in the OP, Shell. :glare:
Oopsie.. :woopsie:

:rollover:
:cheese:

[D. Scarlatti]

:bow2: :cheese:

[Crumb]

So what does DS win for getting the right answer?

[viscousmemories]

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;:hofflove:
:cheese:

[Ymir's blood]

:assembly:
...,.........:cheese:

[Stormlight]

:assembly:
...,.........:cheese:


Nice!

[Ymir's blood]

.:tiggermonkey:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

.:tiggermonkey:
:cheese:
:gooduse:

[livius drusus]

:chirp:
:cheese:

[Legs]

:volcano:
:cheese:

Is this the kind of thread you start when I'm on holidays?

[MonCapitan2002]

<marquee direction="left" scrolldelay="10" scrollamount="1" width="100%">:cheese::bowser:</marquee>
This one is cool.

[Leesifer]

:drinkingbird:
:cheese:

/me hopes this hasn't already been posted

[livius drusus]

:lol: I don't remember it if it has been. It's awesome.

[ceptimus]

:wriggle:

[ceptimus]

<marquee direction=right width=90% scrollamount=8>:speedy: :cheese:</marquee>

[livius drusus]

The cheese is speedier than Speedy. Now that's a twist. :giggle:

[Legs]

:grail: :cheese:

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

:thrust: :cheese:

[MonCapitan2002]

Wasn't JoeP working on a cheesy masterpiece?

[JoeP]

Wasn't JoeP working on a cheesy masterpiece?Huh?

Let's see...cep's turn. I'm working on one that requires some research
It does look as though I was working on something. I wonder what it was?

[JoeP]

:fsm:
:cheese:

[Ensign Steve]

:cheese:
:cheese::intro::cheese:

[Ensign Steve]

:cheese:
:beam:

:cheese:
:search:

[livius drusus]

:blame: :cheese:

[Ensign Steve]

:toyhorse:
:cheese:

:peace2:
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

:giggle: Excellent work, Ensign.

:trophy:
:cheese:

[Ensign Steve]

:blame: :cheese:

:blame: :cheese:
:nojustno:

[Ensign Steve]

:giggle: Excellent work, Ensign.

:trophy:
:cheese:
Aw shucks. Now I feel kind of like a shithead. :blush:

[livius drusus]

:cbird:
:cheese:

[Ensign Steve]

:cartwheel:
:cheese:

[Ymir's blood]

<marquee direction=left>:cheese: :zombie: </marquee>

:bump::cheese:

[Corona688]

http://burningsmell.org/images/mpbaby.gif

[Ensign Steve]

:aww:

[Shelli]

:{: :cheese: :}:

[livius drusus]

:jetpack:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

:applaud:

[Shelli]

:airquote:
:cheese:

[Ymir's blood]

:cheese:
. :eatshit:

[livius drusus]

:roffle:

[Shelli]

:cheese:
. :eatshit:
hahahaha!!! :dielaugh:

ETA: HAHAHA! :laughdie:

EETA: That's fucking awesome and made me late! :bow:

[pescifish]

:cheese:
. :eatshit:OH! :laugh:

Uhm... eeeewww!
:fishie:

[Tanda]

:fart:
:cheese:

P.S. LEGS!!!! http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/happypanda/leggsy.gif

[Shelli]

:cheese:
. :eatshit:Although, you know, Ymir, you really should see someone about your poo fixation. :therapy:

[Sock Puppet]

----:cheese:
:rainshit:

[Shelli]

:rofl: :laughcry: :LOL:

[Watser?]

:foocl:

[Sock Puppet]

:flatland:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

heh, cool. :joecool2:

[Corona688]

:cheese: :choices: :choccake:

[Ymir's blood]

<marquee direction="right">:chicken2:.......:chicken2:
....\:cheese:/<marquee>

[Watser?]

Why are the chickens flying backwards?

[Ymir's blood]

Why are the chickens flying backwards?

Because I can't preview HTML code before posting it.

[Watser?]

oh...

I thought it was one of those weird things chickens do

[Crumb]

<marquee direction="right">:chicken2:.......:chicken2:
....\:cheese:/<marquee>

:bow:

[Kyuss Apollo]

:leak:
:tree: :cheese:

[livius drusus]

:roffle:

[Shelli]

hahaha! That's great! :lmao:

[Shelli]

:jesus:
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

:rofl:

[pescifish]

.........:goat:
...... :cheese:
http://www.pescifish.net/smilies/faintingGoat.gif

fainting cheese goat and fearless yet still somewhat concerned friend

[Shelli]

:ungiggle:

[Ymir's blood]

Goat cheese!

[livius drusus]

Mmm... Fainting feta...

[Shelli]

:cheese::dogrun:

[livius drusus]

:tea:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

:golfclap:

[Stormlight]

:bo:
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

That must be Lindberger cheese. :giggles:

[Shelli]

:giggle:

[Watser?]

I think that's Limburger

Limburg is a province of the Netherlands, a province of Belgium and a town in Germany. I think the cheese was named after the town

[Stormlight]

It was named after Limburg in Belgium.

[livius drusus]

Lies! Everyone knows it was named after Charles Lindberg. :shiftier:

[Stormlight]

:unglare:
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

:tiptoe:
:cheese:

[Stormlight]

:catchyou:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

:ballgag:
:cheese:

[Watser?]

Well, if it was Limburger that WOULD be torture

Why don't you dance with me?
I'm not no Limburger!

[Shelli]

:billtell:
:cheese:

[Watser?]

:unwatering:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

:broccolo:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

:chop:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

:feedingbirds:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

:drummer:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

:ctaurus:
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

So cute! :squee:

[Shelli]

:tiggermonkey:
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

:shakeshaker:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

:naughty:
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

:mastershake:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

:giggle:

[Shelli]

:slide:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

:situp:
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

:pushup:
:cheese:

[Sock Puppet]

-l-:cheese:
:workcomp:

[Shelli]

omg! That's awesome, Sock! :applaud:

[livius drusus]

That is brilliant. :bow:

[Sock Puppet]

:bowing:
:cheese:

[Watser?]

:marsrover:
:cheese:

[Watser?]

:fan:
:cheese:

[Watser?]

:spotl:
:cheese:

[Watser?]

:fishing:
:cheese:

[Watser?]

:sumo:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

heh, cool, Watser? :chuckle:

[Watser?]

:spotr:
:cheese:

[Watser?]

:cheese:
:map:

[Kyuss Apollo]

:spotl:
:dancing:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

:golfclap:

[Ymir's blood]

:cheese:
.:mistletoe:

[livius drusus]

:spotr::spotl:
:dancers:
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

:melts:
:cheese:

[Stormlight]

:spotr::spotl:
:dancers:
:cheese:


:gooduse:

[Shelli]

:ffdance:
:cheese:

[livius drusus]

:dj:
:cheese:

[Ymir's blood]

<marquee direction="right">:waterskii: :cheese: </marquee>

[Shelli]

:shakepenguin:
:cheese:

[Watser?]

:cheese:
:shakepenguin:

[Shelli]

:giggle:

[inland wave]

CHEESE!! Rotel chese dip sounds really good!!

[livius drusus]

:grouchomarx:
:cheese:

[Kyuss Apollo]

http://www.xlforum.net/vbportal/forums/images/smilies/chopper.gif
:cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese: :cheese:

[Shelli]

:motor:
:cheese::cheese::cheese::cheese::cheese::cheese:

[Stormlight]

:hammer:
:cheese:

[Shelli]

:giggle:

[Stormlight]

:cheese:
:web:

[Shelli]

:rofl:

Although... how will I ever eat cheese again?? :scared:

[livius drusus]

:cowthrust:
:cheese:

[Ymir's blood]

:cheese:
:quietdown:

[Leesifer]

:w00t:
:cheese: