Dingfod
08-22-2006, 02:41 PM
... because pirates are on the increase. (http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-08-22T122336Z_01_N03316675_RTRUKOC_0_US-LIFE-PIRATE.xml&WTmodLoc=NewsArt-L3-Oddly+Enough+NewsNews-3) According to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, global temperatures have an inverse relationship with the number of pirates. Pirates have been on the decline for some time, but now appear to be on the increase. Maybe, if the Flying Spaghetti Monster blesses us, global warming will soon be a faint memory.