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Sycophant
11-07-2004, 02:52 AM
I started this thread at Christian Forums once, but it was swiftly deleted (it's not godly to promote drunkeness) - so as I see there are a number of current and former CF users here, I have decided I will try again here:

The Christian Forums Drinking Game

The idea of this is to come of with a set of rules to a drinking game based on posts at Christian Forums.

I think for the game, a debate forum should be chosen (General Apologetics, Morality & Philosphy or News & Current Events seem the best choices).

Playing from the main topic listing you first play the "topic listing" rules, then once you have moved through all those rules, you venture into each thread, and play the "thread rules". This can be a single player game, where you just get hammered, or a multiple player game, where each person gets one entry on which to play, then the next and so on (so in "topic listing" the first player gets the first topic listed, and must drink according the the rules it matches, and so on, in "thread rules" the first player plays on the content of the first post, then the next player on the second post, etc.

TOPIC LIST RULES (played on the topic listing page per topic - more than one rule can be triggered per topic)

- Take a drink if the title of the topic contains a spelling mistake.
- Take a drink if the title of the topic contains excessive exclaimation points.
- Take a drink if the topic is about homosexuality in a forum where that's not allowed.
- Take one drink for every 20 replies to the thread (rounded down - 0-19 no drink, 20-39 one drink, 40-59 two drinks etc)



TREAD RULES (played against a single post with a thread - more than one rule can be triggered by a single post)
- Take a drink if someone ignores an entire arguement to pick on a single trivial mistake ("your arguement is invalid, because you said Wednesday, but it was Tuesday")
- Take a drink if someone copy-and-pastes a "fallacy" definition from somewhere or other.



I need help on these.

Make more rules you clever CF users - you know how this works.

Zoot
11-07-2004, 03:07 AM
Take a drink every time someone starts a sentence with "Actually,..." or "Scientists have now found..." and then something utterly ridiculous.

Take a drink every time someone tells someone they can't understand because they're thinking with a carnal mind, rather than a spiritual one.

Take a drink every time someone uses "I'll pray for you" as a proxy "fuck you".

Take a drink every time someone informs someone that, deep down, they know he's right.

Take a drink every time someone accuses liberals of being hypocritically intolerant.

Take a drink every time someone mentions the "liberal media".

Take a drink every time someone types a prayer into a thread that makes his point indirectly while addressing God. (eg., "Dear God, please have mercy on these sodomites for their unholiness and I pray that they will come to know your love and will be saved.")

ApostateAbe
11-07-2004, 03:25 AM
GENERAL APOLOGETICS

Find the first thread in the list started by Carico.

Take a drink if Carico accuses non-Christians of something we all agree is true among Christians.

Take a drink if the thread has over 20 replies but no response from Carico.

LadyShea
11-07-2004, 05:33 AM
Oh man, I haven't been to CF in a long time. I am not allowed to drink right now, but I'll play as soon as I can :)

Corwin
11-07-2004, 05:51 AM
Am I the only person here who's never been on CF?

Petra
11-07-2004, 06:40 AM
Game besht played on a Su*hic*nday.

I'm bin playerishing 4 only haff and huer and thee thunk thee pisht all reddy.

Too much fermented (demented?) holy water. Brown and bubbly like sweet summer ale.

:prost: :friday: :tapbeer:


*hic*

viscousmemories
11-07-2004, 06:43 AM
Am I the only person here who's never been on CF?
Nope. :popcorn:

seebs
11-07-2004, 09:53 PM
Hah!

I had the Catholic Bashing drinking game. ("Drink for any reference to Pope Joan. Drink for any argument that presumes sola scriptura. Make the baby Jesus cry, everybody chugs.")

Dingfod
11-07-2004, 10:11 PM
Am I the only person here who's never been on CF?No.

That simple fact is sufficient to keep me completely sober for the duration of this game.

Sycophant
07-04-2005, 02:33 AM
I'm starting this again...

Take a drink everytime someone complains about it being illegal to pray in school.

PinkRose
07-04-2005, 02:35 AM
pass the water. :yup:

fatherphil
07-04-2005, 03:06 AM
you all must be terriblee board.

i drink to relieve boredom, if i found i was still bored i'd give it up.

Beth
07-04-2005, 03:29 AM
hehe, I would be smashed rather quickly.

Phil, drinking is fun,... till you wake up the next morning and remember the crap you did while drunk.

Ari
07-04-2005, 06:11 AM
Ok, so I think I've racked up about 20 drinks, and I haven't even been to CF yet. :)

MooseIBe
07-04-2005, 03:23 PM
Take a drink every time you encounter a Christian saying that there's no such thing as an atheist; just a person who's rejected God.

Take a drink every time a Christian says that it's not possible for something to come out of nothing, therefore God must have created the universe.

Take a drink everytime a Christian ignores being asked where God came from, in the above case.

Take a drink everytime a Christian states that the chances of the universe coming into being spontaneously are *insert gigantically large number here* to one.

Take a drink everytime a Christian mentioned Piltdown man as proof that the whole of evolutionary theory is a fake.