You are in a nuclear fall-out shelter ...

[IRON MAN]

You are in a nuclear fall-out shelter with the only remaining members of the human population, but due to limited resources you have to kick out one person. Whom do you choose?

And no, you can't kick out more than one.



Goddamn that's a hard choice to make, and I wrote the poll ...

I picked Michael Moore.

[Legs]

Legs :rarrow: :asskick: :larrow: Roseanne Barr

[livius drusus]

Yeah, I'd be out of there like Vladimir. The muties outside are bound to be better company.

[Legs]

What? leave when you can be in the Hoff's arms?

:hofflove:
:cohnoes:

[Leesifer]

I'm outta there. I'll take my chances with the outside world thanks.

[IRON MAN]

What? leave when you can be in the Hoff's arms?

:hofflove:
:cohnoes:

Well that's what I was thinking about Ann. :love:

[Legs]

Imagine Ann & The Hoff together?

:fantasy:

[Watser?]

Well, I guess Roseanne Barr would be good eatin' but the rest of the company would spoil my appetite

I would take Rosannne and leave. Chop off a few tasty bits at a time and fuck the leftovers :muahaha:

[IRON MAN]

Well, I guess Roseanne Barr would be good eatin' but the rest of the company would spoil my appetite

I would take Rosannne and leave. Chop off a few tasty bits at a time and fuck the leftovers :muahaha:

:eek: That boy needs therapy ...

[Shelli]

Well, I guess Roseanne Barr would be good eatin' but the rest of the company would spoil my appetite

I would take Rosannne and leave. Chop off a few tasty bits at a time and fuck the leftovers :muahaha:
:hysteric:

[viscousmemories]

I would take Rosannne and leave. Chop off a few tasty bits at a time and fuck the leftovers :muahaha:
:biglaugh:

Ahem. Yeah so anyway, my answer is...

:eek:

:biglaugh:

[wei yau]

:roflcopt:

Watser? You are a sick, sick man.

I'd happily volunteer, better to be torn apart by cannibalistic muties than a slow death with these dregs of humanity.

[Sock Puppet]

Watser? wins the thread. Hell, he damned near won the whole fucking Internet.

I got nothin' after that.

[Dingfod]

It's the only one that gets me. If only one goes, it would have to be me because most of the others I cannot stand. Goodbye cruel shelter.

[MonCapitan2002]

Well, I guess Roseanne Barr would be good eatin' but the rest of the company would spoil my appetite

I would take Rosannne and leave. Chop off a few tasty bits at a time and fuck the leftovers :muahaha:
:roflcopt:

I would choose to leave myself. I would not want to share a shelter with such losers.

[Shake]

Hmm ... Ann or Paris? It's a tough choice.

[beyelzu]

i totally voted to kick shrub out. i figure, after that, i would just totally shiv der hoff and then probably roseanne, after that, when i tell the rest of the tards to shut the fuck up they will totally listen to me out of fear and then i would rule the fall out shelter with an iron fist.

on second thought, i should have voted to kick out kent hovind and see if his god saves him and leave shrub around cuz i would really enjoy fucking him up daily.

[Dingfod]

Why didn't I think of that? First thing after that you should bend Ann over and show her(or him?) your point of view.

[LadyShea]

I picked Paris Hilton. At least the others are somewhat entertaining, if annoying, but she is just vacuous. I hate being bored more than I hate being annoyed.

[viscousmemories]

Huh. She's the only one I'd keep. Not for the conversation, though, I admit.

[Ari]

With only two women (Anne Coulter's a dude) and no breeding material, the human race is doomed. Might as well leave the shelter and be entertained playing with anything left behind that still works.

[MonCapitan2002]

Huh. She's the only one I'd keep. Not for the conversation, though, I admit.
With the world a nuclear wasteland it doesn't matter how many STD's she carries.

[beyelzu]

well a well stocked bomb shelter would totally have penicillin.

so hopefully you only get something that is nice and curable.

[IRON MAN]

With only two women (Anne Coulter's a dude) ...

No I don't think so. You can see the gears turning when they ask her a question - that's definitely a woman's brain in there.

But I'll tell you who I think is a man ...

Uma Thurman.

Don't say I didn't warn you when that one hits the news stands, and you're pouring gasoline onto a pile of semi-naked Uma thurman photos and showering in Drano.

[SharonDee]

I voted for Bush ... er, I chose Bush. If the bombs be a-fallin', something that joker said or did made somebody launch 'em.

You made the mess, you take the fallout. :asskick:

[JoeP]

Option X "I'll go myself" is way out in the lead. We freethinkers don't like any of those last-chance-for-humanity options.

[Sock Puppet]

I suppose I'd volunteer to leave, and take a large chunk of the door's sealing material as a souvenir on my way out.

[godfry n. glad]

If I can only dispose of one of that crowd, I'd rather step outside to smoke.

:poof:

[Smilin]

I'd take up smoking just to get away from that crowd. :D

[TomJoe]

If the shelter comes with several ball gags, I'll pitch Michael Moore. Otherwise I'm afraid I'll have to throw Paris Hilton to the fallout. I just don't think I could take her complaining about how 'hawt' the shelter gets after the first few minutes.

[California Tanker]

I went with Roseanne. Square footage in fallout shelters is notoriously sparse.
Moore would have been a close second, same reason.

NTM

[Mason]

Ann Coulter is fucking disgusting. In every single way.

[IRON MAN]

Ann Coulter is fucking disgusting. In every single way.

:fuming: How dare you speak that way about my future wife!

[Mason]

Ah, now I've found your red button.

Ann Coulter is not only physically repulsive, but she's morally and philosophically disgusting by every inch of her being. If she were ever voted President, I think I would drown myself in my own urine before I succumbed to her rule.

[MonCapitan2002]

Damn. Those are some strong words. I'd like to see her be president just to see if you would follow through on that claim, Mason.

[Mason]

No, that's the kind of statement you hope you never have to back up.

[Watser?]

Might want to start collecting some of that urine already though. Just in case :D