The Make Something Every Week Contest
 

Right this way, ladies and gentlemans, right this way! Don't be afraid to step right up for the Conteeeest. Of. The. Centuryyyyyy! Straight from the darkest recesses of deepest lisarea, the most electrifying, terrifying, stupefying, test of will, skill and most likely swill ever conceived by the depraved mind of wo-man.


All you have to do to participate is make something. That's it. It doesn't have to be fancy, pretty, useful or in any other way remarkable. You just have to make one thing during the course of one week. Some possible things include clay ashtrays, sofa cushion forts, origami cranes, short stories, finger paintings, piñatas and macaroni greeting cards. The only limit is your imagination and maybe the laws of physics, but not necessarily.

Every week the winner will be determined by popular acclaim. TOTALLY IGNORANT HYSTERICAL VOTERS are not just welcome but encouraged. In fact, truly impressive ignorant hysteria will be considered a submission for the next week's contest.

Winners will get their pick of the other contestants' oeuvre, so basically it's like if you win, you get to eat someone's soul. That makes this the greatest contest of all time.

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I made you a cookie.

But I eated it.

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Eated cookies do not count, unless they turn your poop interesting colors. ALL COLORED POOP ENTRIES MUST BE SUBMITTED PHOTOGRAPHICALLY.

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I am currently winning this thread. I'ze am fully engaged in comic book production lately.


I've been wanting to try my hand at my grandfather's shoemaking book. Maybe I'll finally do that. :chin:


I can't wait to win the grand prize of a delicious demoralizing soul eat. :excited:

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Is cheating against the rules in this contest?

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Certainly not.

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I will participate but nobody is allowed to take my crap er I mean fabulous creations. I make stuff because I need it, or want it, or it amuses me, or something. Also I can't be fucked to go to the post office and stuff, having to do it for SS is bad enough.

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Ooh! I maed yous gais someting!


Srsly, I will play.

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curses takes an early lead! :cheering:

I'm in, but only because I was already planning on making something already! :muahaha:

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I finished converting a unit of orcs just now. Sure, they were already orc miniatures, but I game them new weapons, cut off and repositioned arms and even sculpted a hood out of kneaditite for the champion.

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:pout:

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poast pics plz!

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the last thing i made was a couple of weeks ago and was this shirt for zeke:

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The figure on the left in each photo is unmodified. The replacement parts are all GW bits, except of course the putty (white Testors model putty and Green kneaditite.) The figures aren't model plastic, so they had to be reassembled using pins and super glue.

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I'm in. When does the week start/stop?

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It starts now.
It ends then.
(So sayeth the drusus.)

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I'm in. I'm thinking of making a ski mask out of duct tape. A sure winner.

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I made this patch for my backpack on accouna this post.

Whoops, I posted them in backwards time travel order.

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I made some juice from frozen concentrate... that's all I've got for today.

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I am going to try to make something every day for a while.

Today, I made a porn rock. It is a rock from our front yard, and I cut out just a face from some porn, and decoupaged it on. Then, I kept messing around with it, sanding the rock and filling in parts with Sharpie and shoe polish.

I kind of wish I had picked something more obviously porn, because looking at it now, it could just be sexyface. Also, I'm hoping it weathers in quickly. Ideally, I'd like it to be like when you notice it, you might briefly entertain the notion that it might just be some naturally occurring pattern.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4124/...8e9b41e7be.jpg
img_1494.jpg by lisarea, on Flickr

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Yeah, I actually couldn't find Pr0n Waldo until I looked at the largest picture. OMG was this some kind of porn lesson about size mattering?

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I really dig that giant yarn you sewed with, ES. It makes the strokes look just like the digital clock in the smiley.

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that is so awesome, ES! :D

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I don't have a picture, but I'm in the process of making 2.5 gallons of hard apple cider. Does that count when it's drinkable or when I put up that carboy? Either way I've got nothing this week.

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I should think any kind of apple cider counts, probably double when it's hard. (:bunnythrust:)