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There seems to be an epidemic lately

Man accidentally shoots own buttocks at ‘Bourne Legacy’ showing | The Raw Story

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Too bad no one else there was armed so they could return fire. :darn:

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If only that guy's ass had been armed, it could have defended itself against the firearm that apparently fell out of his pocket.

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Someone please explain to me how guns can fire a round merely by hitting the floor, even with a round in the chamber. Of course I don't know if he was sporting an automatic or a revolver.

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Clearly what we need are more guns!

I do wonder if we've hit the point where more people have died driving to the movies than being shot at them.

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Guns and theaters: bad karma. Just ask Lincoln.

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Florida man accidentally shoots penis while cleaning gun | The Raw Story

Of course this happened in Florida :(

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The gun was asking for it! :loud:

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[lilbulz "logic"]My cousin was nearly suffocated by a Salami,ban all salami[/obamafanboy]

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You can't judge these incidents in a vacuum. As post #9 illustrates, it's all about who accidentally wang-shot himself.

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More guns = fewer people? We could hope.

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:rofl:

Seriously though, I'm not surprised.

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Yeah, right.
A 'salami'.
Whatever, girlfriend.

:gayburn2:

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As long as people are only suffocating themselves with salami and not suffocating innocent bystanders (or even bystanders who are not so innocent but still have the right to due process), then I'm fine with it. G'head and shove that sausage as far down your throat as you can fit it. :thumbup:

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I once was ravished by a turnip! :shudder:

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:medal:

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GET TO THE KICKEN!

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Don't make me start a thread "Old Thread Warning"

So some 22 year old went into a shopping mall the next county over (which weirdly is still in the same city I am in) and started shooting, killed two and injured one.

For some reason a disbarred attorney tells the police they should look at "violent gaming" specifically, Grand Theft Auto. Wasn't that game popular about 15 years ago?


Clackamas Town Center Shooting: Former attorney, activist says police should consider role of violent gaming | OregonLive.com

Also this, my new favorite quote, '‎"People were screaming and pointing and running," she said, "it was just like your typical American nightmare."'

From this Window Shop: Clackamas Town Center shooting update | OregonLive.com

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BOOM. I WIN. I knew it was going to be Jack Thompson before I even looked.

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leave it alone, just let it be

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Everyone wins when lisarea wins. :yup:

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State Suspends Permit Of Man In Gun Control Rage Video - NewsChannel5.com | Nashville News, Weather & Sports

Karma.

On a much less amusing note, here is a case of truly idiotic parents:

12-Year-Old Accidentally Kills Cousin with Shotgun He Got for Christmas

Who the fuck thinks getting their kid a fucking shotgun as a Christmas present is a good idea? I hope they have their kids taken away.

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I have multiple morons with guns links:

Soccer mom who open carried a gun at a soccer game for her 5 year found dead, shot by her husband.
Gun-toting soccer mom found shot dead - US news - Crime & courts | NBC News

Idiots open carry in Portland OR, tying up 911 system.

Fine. You Can Open Carry. But That Means the Rest of Us Get to Bombard 911 | Blogtown, PDX

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I love how his default assumption is that she was given a chance to defend herself. Because the bad guys always give clear indication of what they're about to do, don'tcha know?