The Fuck? Weird-Ass Fetishes
 

So, I was researching slime recipes and stumbled across this, ecto-porn.

:eek:

Molten wax.

Doesn't that just make your dick hard, your cooch wet?

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:stunned:

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:whygod:

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:scaredno:

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:lol: @ signed,

I'm his blood type.

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I've seen wax play a few times but it's never been my kink. I hear pulling the wax off often takes off most body hair (even the tiny little hairs you never notice) so if you aren't baby's butt smooth, you're going to be.

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http://lh6.ggpht.com/timothy.downsmu...s400/JAPAN.jpg

--J.D.

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That's not a sexual fetish, it's a beauty regimen. I'm far more likely to become aroused during a pedicure than a wax. Not into pain. :nojustno: Tiny Korean girls rubbing my feet, otoh...

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The Japanese may be excused as ongoing victims of T3h Bombs, but these other fucking freaks.................Jeebus. I mean, come on now. Tampon sucking? What a twisted fucker.

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I'm not sure if I should blame San Francisco or the internet but it gets a meh.
:unshock:

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funny thing....

i never noticed the twitch in my eye
before reading this thread

:eek:

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That's probably a fetish too.

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You guys are lame.

Cake Farts *

Dragons Fucking Cars

* 1.) This is a PG version where you get to pick whether you want to see the video. The real site is cakefarts.com.
2.) There used to be a cake fart guy who would post sexy stories about how all the time women would surreptitiously fart on cakes then give them to him as a prank and then he would eat the cake and they would do something boring like have farty sex. So I was telling this one different guy that, and he is like, "No, you are a liar, and I don't believe you," so the next time I saw cake fart guy posting on Usenet, I went to forward his post to that one guy, but I was all excited from the sexiness I guess and I accidentally emailed THE CAKE FART GUY saying something like SEXY, and then cake fart guy and I became BFsF.

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Dragons fucking cars is hysterical.

I'm glad you have a friend for your special needs, Lisarea.

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http://knirk.files.wordpress.com/200...joyce5b15d.jpg

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Awesome. Every element of that photo contributes to overall dorkiness - hat, glasses, moustache, bow-tie, coat. Except being black and white. That's cool. But he probably didn't know any better.

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But does having a passion for farty butt-sex contribute to the dorkiness?

Mind you, he's only interested in petite lady-farts, not wet, sputtering ones that might come out of a big fat lady, or a man.

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:stunned:

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One of the great injustices of our time is that the guy's first name isn't Richard.

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Yeah so... what is the deal with a guy who would make that movie joining a Christianist militia?

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We live in a world where gay-bashing fundamentalist Christian preachers get cornholed in their free time, where "celibate" Catholic priests put their dicks in children, and mental retards get elected President for two terms.

I gave up trying to make sense of things a long time ago.