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Kevlar 05-05-2009 12:34 AM

Religious mass-email comebacks
 
Having a great many evangelicals in my family, I am prone to get a lot of those overly-relgious type e-mails.

As of the moment, I've tried asking nicely, I've tried being mean, but I can't get these people to stop. Now I'm wondering, is there a good source of athiest type e-mails that I can start spamming my relatives with?

ChuckF 05-05-2009 12:37 AM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
I have some ideas but you need a webcam.

BrotherMan 05-05-2009 12:47 AM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
kittenrecipes.com

Cute and delicious!

Kevlar 05-05-2009 01:15 AM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
Ok, kittenrecipies will be for the people I don't like.

What I really need is some preachy, holier-than-thou, atheism. I don't want to be overly rude to my family but I would like to make them think.

godfry n. glad 05-05-2009 01:28 AM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
I suspect the folks over at the Rational Response Team might have either the materials, or the links to the materials, you seek.

MonCapitan2002 05-05-2009 06:59 AM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
I have a better idea. Block the e-mail addresses of the people spamming you religious e-mails. If they ask you why you did so tell them it is because they aren't sending you any correspondence worth reading.

Doctor X 05-05-2009 09:35 AM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
Indeed.

I even reported one or two and had their e-mails shut down. Amazing what that does to your unwanted crap.

--J.D.

LadyShea 05-05-2009 02:40 PM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
I just respond substantively to stuff. I rarely get religious spam, but I get a lot of passed on warnings of doom and such. I reply to all with SNOPES links, or other debunking, and explain why forwarding this crap is spreading baseless fear etc.

They usually take me off their lists after the second time.

godfry n. glad 05-05-2009 02:55 PM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor X (Post 697261)
Indeed.

I even reported one or two and had their e-mails shut down. Amazing what that does to your unwanted crap.

--J.D.

Yeah? To whom?

Please specify.

Kael 05-05-2009 04:50 PM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
I would guess he reported them to the email provider. Some of them actually care what you send and don't want their domain being used for spam.

Kevlar 05-05-2009 04:58 PM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
Some of the people I can ignore, and do. My real problem is with my family, I still have to use politics with them. Their modus operandi is to take me off the mailing list when I complain, and then add my back in a couple of months.

Kevlar 05-05-2009 04:59 PM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by godfry n. glad (Post 697173)
I suspect the folks over at the Rational Response Team might have either the materials, or the links to the materials, you seek.

That's exactly what I'm looking for, thanks!

ChuckF 05-05-2009 05:04 PM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
RRS is definitely a quality source for atheistic spam. Just don't actually read what you're c/p'ing or you might wind up as hilariously retarded as they are.

beyelzu 05-05-2009 05:09 PM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
no its not kev, rational response are not that well thought out or that good at argumentation, they are a bunch of fundy dipshits, and I just want to point out that this is coming from a metaphysical naturalist.

There is no easy way to respond to people that you care about, I would suggest a form letter, take the time, to outline briefly why you are an atheist, be it lack of faith, the misplacement of faith, the incoherence of the god concept, the PoE, etc, and perhaps a polite message about why you dont appreciate them spamming you with the god stuff. then just send out that email in response.


But rational response is a bunch of dipshits.

beyelzu 05-05-2009 05:10 PM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ChuckF (Post 697372)
RRS is definitely a quality source for atheistic spam. Just don't actually read what you're c/p'ing or you might wind up as hilariously retarded as they are.

well, i suppose it is a great source for fundy atheist spam.


fuck you for being more succinct then me.

ChuckF 05-05-2009 05:11 PM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
Fuck you for having a sweeter ass than me.

beyelzu 05-05-2009 05:12 PM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
Im so sorry baby, can you ever forgive me :tmgrin:

BracesForImpact 05-05-2009 05:13 PM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
Well, if you're gonna be retarded, at least be hilariously retarded.

ChuckF 05-05-2009 05:14 PM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
Some thread on RnR is following the latest RRS mastahpiece, something about "debaptism," which is evidently an atheist ceremony that involves pooping on a Bible. I don't know why my atheist minister didn't tell me about this at our weekly atheist meetings.

godfry n. glad 05-05-2009 05:15 PM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
I don't know what happened to the old Internet Infidels library, but just having access to that to cherry pick for articles to send in return would work for me....but I don't have the problem. Family-wise, I lucked out. They are, philosophically, all over the apathist map, so we've devised a means of tolerance that happens to include oddballs like theists.

beyelzu 05-05-2009 05:15 PM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:...img/7_1025.jpg

Kael 05-05-2009 05:26 PM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
So, my curiosity spurred by chuck's assessment, I actually pulled up their page, which I hadn't planned on. :shakechucksworld:

Saw this:
Quote:

"...So I said to her, 'Baby, we need to take this to the next level', but she tells me, 'No, I have to take my time. I don't want to screw this one up. I mean, I haven't even got my Feat progression outlined yet, much less done my min/max damage output metrics yet..."

Kevlar 05-05-2009 06:01 PM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
Yeah bey, I'd like to always let cooler heads and thoughful contemplation prevail, but sometime I have this overwhelming urge to be a smartass. Which is probably why I'm not that popular with these people.

So RSS definitely has the smartass angle convered, now if I can find something that has the thoughtful angle going on.

livius drusus 05-05-2009 06:06 PM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
RSS trades in oafish offensiveness more than clever putdowns. There's plenty of ass (one of the founders is currently selling hers, in fact, in a Nevada brothel), but none of it is smart.

Adam 05-05-2009 06:22 PM

Re: Religious mass-email comebacks
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by livius drusus (Post 697398)
(one of the founders is currently selling hers, in fact, in a Nevada brothel)

:orly:

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChuckF (Post 697380)
Some thread on RnR is following the latest RRS mastahpiece, something about "debaptism," which is evidently an atheist ceremony that involves pooping on a Bible.

So, I went over to look for this thread, but I can't find it because I'm dumb, but I did find it kind of funny that thee first page of their Realpolitik forum is, thanks to coberst, nearly identical to the first page of our Philosophy forum. I am a bit disappointed that we didn't get michelnostradamus69's latest crazy spam, though.


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