Official FF Generic Catch-All Thrad for Reverse Racism, Misandry, etc.
 

Anybody who's been at :fflove: for more than 5 seconds has probably noticed that we lack a safe space for members of privileged classes to kvetch about how being privileged actually oppresses them, like for reals, and their fee-fees get hurt on the regular. :ohnoes:

I am here to rectify that oversight. Rob Avery, you can go first:

http://www.freethought-forum.com/for...8&d=1363982627

No, sweetie, there are not. :pat: Why don't you just borrow the money from your parents?

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He should have ritted

Sure not getting one for English grammer skills.

Ironically, google of all things returns this small list of scholoringships he's probably not eligable for either.

Screw you google

:shakecursor:

I were denied an english scholorship becaurse of my spellin.

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Women ruin country club that let them join.

Civil fucking Rights, I tell you.

Linky

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Haha, funny you should mention scouts. Here's the google scholarship page. There are scholarships for: high school seniors, American Indians, women, Hispanic people, disabled people, veterans, and African-American people. Looks like able-bodied white males could qualify for two of those. If he's too late for the high school one, he can either serve his country or "accidentally" sever his legs. It's not like he doesn't have options.

I applied for Anita Borg (women) and SVA (veterans). I was allowed to apply for both, but if I'm offered both, I can only accept one. Obviously, I'd be happy to be offered even one. I was hoping to get the Anita Borg, because I personally think it's more prestigious and I definitely identify more as a woman in tech than as a veteran. Err, I mean, I identify as both, but the one is more important to me emotionally and professionally or something. But, anyway, the SVA gives exactly 10 Google scholarships per year, and Anita Borg literally gives hundreds, so it's better odds anyway. But how hilarious would it be if I got SVA and took one of the very few spots an actual white male can get? Haha! Am I vindictive? Yes.

But the point is, yeah, if you're a white male and you want a scholarship, maybe try to actually do something. Be an eagle scout. Serve your country. You don't get a scholarship by default just by being white or male. If you're all pissed off because it seems like we get our scholarships just for being what we are, then maybe your forbears shouldn't have fought so hard against us trying to do things like scouting and serving in the first place. :shrug:

Speaking of which, I did notice that they lack a LGBTQIAetc scholarsip.

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Shut up, Mitt. Not all white folks are rich.

When I win the lottery, this guy may be in luck because one of things I'm going to do is create a scholarship fund for white B-average trombone player atheists who attend a Southern Baptist church and don't want to ask their parents for money because they don't have any to loan.

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But what about the Christianz?! :freakout:

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Fuck 'em, I only have sympathy for people just like me.

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Yeah, that's the REAL reason you want the Borg scholarship. :yup:

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Oh. My. Glob. Thank you Instain Steve for founding this thrad. Just yesterday I had the worst experience ever in my whole entire life. I was completely and totally 100% misandered. I tried to talk to somebody about it but she :hoot: at me and demasculated me even more! IT WAS SO HORRIBLE. Now I have a place, [thanks]fully in a very small, unlinked forum where I can talk about it and nobody can come find me, build a gui using vb and hack my ip and steal my real irl. This internet is not a welcome place for oppressed white men, let me tell you. It's nice to have internet bros on the internet who knows my feels.

:brohoof:

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Persecuted TO DEATH is what! Because, as everyone knows, failure of Christians to get everything they want paid for with public funds is persecution most foul, the functional equivalent death by slow torture at the hands of pagan savages.

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Just today I had to park one spot over from the first spot in the parking lot. Why, you ask? The always empty "handi-capable" spot.

Seriously, don't those guys need a little rehab? Most of them have motors now anyway so they don't have to work too hard and/or carry anything.

Luckily, no preggered reserved parking spots like the stupid grocery store.

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I like to park in the pregnant spot and then loiter around the area in my skinny jeans and wait for someone to confront me. So far, no takers. :sadcheer:

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You left out "average." Misanderer.

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Um, I don't know from scholarships, but aren't they usually reserved for above average folks seeing as how it is a competition like the free market?

You want people to give you money, you better be the best product---er student, right?

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Stealing this.
You've been warned.
:yup:

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I just realized... dairy farms are 99% female cows. What, bulls aren't welcome? Bovine misandry
plus, everybody wants the hens, but roosters are systematically killed off. Avian misandry

Everybody's okay with that, WTF

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Yeah! How come nobody milks the bulls?!

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It happens, just not often.

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racism is much better moving forward.

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That's interesting and all, but I find that powerful class animus compels me to loathe claimant and defendant in functionally equal measure.

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Bull milk is okayi as long as it doesn't get that weird skin on it.

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:projectilevomit:

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There's a wild foods festival on the other side of the island from me that serves horse jizz stallion protein.