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Old 06-06-2023, 02:02 PM
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Default Re: 2024 Presidential Election Shittastic Shittacular

Evangelicals proffer the same "argument" for Trump as they've always advanced for various and sundry deplorables. "Look at King David. Dude was a piece of shit who sent a loyal soldier to certain death in battle so he could keep banging the soldier's wife. Yet God chose David. So too did God choose the old, incontinent, morbidly obese adderall junkie/serial rapist. Who are we to question God's choices?" That's some unassailably high-quality reasoning right there. :cheesywink:

In other news, the dream is dead, you guys. New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu will not run for the GOP nomination.
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