[livius drusus]

Woman Claims Sundae Tainted With Blood, thereby giving me a reason to use this thread title. Yes, it was all worth it.

My favorite part of the story:

A whatanist?

Michael Meoli, owner of the McDonald's franchise, said the claims are unfounded, and that strawberry syrup probably had clogged the sundae machine.

Ferrell, who no longer works at the restaurant, should not have said the substance was blood, Meoli said.

"What is he, a botanist? No, he's a 21-year-old assistant manager who saw her screaming in the lobby and said 'whatever you say lady.'"

* livius drusus laughs and laughs.