[Kevlar]

I had roommate many years ago that hooked up with girls he met on AOL. He finally met this girl from Mississippi that cured him of that habit. We called her the Mississippi Mud Queen, which is cruel but you would have to see her to appreiciate the slur. She was hooked on meth, and would drive all the way from MS to East TN in the middle of the night, and start banging of the doors and windows about 4 in the morning. She tried to set up camp in our apartment, and I told my roommate that it was her or me. He was too nutless to kick her out, so I offered to do it for him. This story goes on-and-on, so I'll spare you the details, but the moral is... well, I don't know what the moral is, except don't sleep with an Internet Mud Queen.