[ChuckF]

Just a few notes on Santorum, the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

A few good headlines:

• Santorum sends Iowa caucus rivals scrambling
• Santorum proves durable
• Santorum surge could spell an Iowa upset
• GOP Candidates Court Iowa Voters, Pile on Santorum in Last Full Day of Campaigning

And the very best: Rick Santorum's slippery surge against Mitt Romney
And the runner-up (hehe, see what I did there): Santorum claims spotlight as Iowa campaign nears end

These headlines are funny because Santorum means the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Also, Rick Santorum, the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex, loves marriage so much that he will use the power of the state to divorce lawfully wedded married couples by force. Now that's limited government and states' rights! It is so important (and wildly unconstitutional) to divorce these couples by force that Santorum, the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex, will do it by getting all over the Constitution of the United States.