[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Pothole Opens Into World Where Governments Maintain Shit And Voters Get That Costs Money

In a discovery that is shaking both physicists and politicians to their very cores, a pothole on a residential street in downtown Toronto has today opened to reveal something truly extraordinary: an alternate universe. And, much more surprisingly, one in which elected governments look after their infrastructure, and voters understand that this costs actual units of currency.