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Old 12-21-2016, 09:11 PM
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There lives a certain man in New York so you know
He is big and fat and his hair a flaming glow
Most people look at him with contempt and with fear
But with Mike Pence help he'll get rid of all the queer
He can work the rednecks like a Barnum, full of sophistry and gile
But he also is a wheeler dealer the moral would revile

Ra-Ra-Trumputin
Sucker of the Russian scene
There was a prat that really was gone
Ra-Ra-Trumputin
Russia's greatest putz we've seen
It is a shame how he carried on

Ruled by the Chinese banks, and never mind Taiwan
But when Putin calls he knows which team he's on
All affairs of state, it is just bafflegab
But he has no shame when he has pussy to grab
For the coal mines he did a thank you tour, waving to his cheering mobs
They believed he was a business genius who would bring back jobs

Ra-Ra-Trumputin
Sucker of the Russian scene
There was a prat that really was gone
Ra-Ra-Trumputin
Russia's greatest putz we've seen
It is a shame how he carries on

But as his boasting and lusting, and his hunger for praise became known to more and more people, the ways to manipulate this outrageous man became clearer and clearer...

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

"This thin skin's gotta go," all his allies plea,
But rednecks belch, "don't interrupt Duck Dynasty!"
No doubt Trump Tower has lots of gilded charms
The riots in the streets have New York up in arms
Then one night Mike Pence and all the Cabinet
Have a meet, to hide the blame
"Intelligence briefing," they kept demanding and holy crap he came.

Ra-Ra-Trumputin
Sucker of the Russian scene
Amendment 25 is what they'll throw down.

Ra-Ra-Trumputin
Russia's greatest putz we've seen
The Section 4 will put an end to that clown

Ra-Ra-Trumputin
Sucker of the Russian scene
Congress was lit, they've voted intent

Ra-Ra-Trumputin
Russia's greatest putz we've seen
Senate concurred and unpresident

Oh, those Trumpettes...

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