[The Lone Ranger]

Originally Posted by Ari

Handguns hate Penisesis

Anti-Penis weapons

The unnamed 33-year-old victim is a security guard who had been carrying a .38 caliber handgun in his pocket when it went off, hitting his penis!
(That's not all!)

•A man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at a Lowe's Home Improvement store in Washington.
•Another man shot his penis in a supermarket parking lot in Arizona.
•Another man shot himself in his penis and testicles while "cleaning his gun" at a party in Florida.
•Another man shot himself in the genitals in Oklahoma.

Think of it as natural selection in action.