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Old 05-06-2009, 07:15 PM
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Default Re: Religious mass-email comebacks

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Originally Posted by Kevlar View Post
Great idea Shake, here is one I just got today from my aunt:

Quote:
A minister passing through his church
in the middle of the day,
Decided to pause by the altar
and see who had come to pray.

<snip>

'I JUST CAME AGAIN TO TELL YOU, JIM,
HOW HAPPY I HAVE BEEN, SINCE WE FOUND THIS FRIENDSHIP, AND I TOOK AWAY YOUR SIN.

ALWAYS LOVE TO HEAR YOU PRAY,
I THINK ABOUT YOU EACH DAY, AND SO JIM, THIS IS JESUS CHECKING IN TODAY.'

<snip>
If this piece had stopped there, I would have enjoyed it. Even though I don't believe that stuff, heartwarming stories glurge gets me right here :heart:.

It's the whole "I'll make you ashamed for being ashamed of Our Lord" tone that kills the thing.
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