Re: Ultimate Cagefight MMXIX, Democratic Edition
Some of us loloradans care, seeing as how there's a reasonable possibility that come 2021 we'll be able to say "Our U.S. Senators are Democrats Michael Bennet and John Hickenlooper" instead of "Our U.S. Senators are Democrat Michael Bennet and Republican shitstain/Trump inner circle wannabe Cory Gardner."
Dickendongler hasn't decided to enter the Senate race yet, but if he does it'll go something like this. I will donate money to Andrew Romanoff, a true progressive and former majority leader in the state house of representatives who'd make a superb U.S. Senator. I will also vote for Romanoff in the primary, which Hickenlooper will win by 25-40 points because the progressive competitors, Romanoff included, suck ass at winning elections. Hick will also beat the incumbent Gardner in the general election because Gardner's tenure has been a shitshow and Hickenlooper is pretty good at winning statewide elections.
Hickenlooper is not a progressive, and will vote to favor the interests of the oil and gas industry every chance he gets. However, he will not vote to give any more Article III judgeships to rapey alcoholic manbabies. In 2019 America, that's about the best we can do.
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