The Baptist went back to the forest about a month later, looking for the bear he had converted. He came upon an enormous grizzly, and realized there would be no way to drag this one to the water. The beast was upon him in seconds, ready to slash him to death with one swipe of its enormous claws. So, desperately, he prayed, "Oh Lord, please let this bear be a CHRISTIAN bear!"
The bear immediately bowed its head.
"Oh thank you, Lord," the Baptist groaned.
Then the bear began to speak. "Our father who art in Heaven, please bless this food I am about to receive ..."