Re: The 1001 Funniest Jokes for English-speaking Germans
76. Making casual small talk with Bernhard, a visitor who was waiting for another member of her household, Adelheid inquired as to whether the Category 5E cable she had supplied him with recently had been sufficient for his needs.
Bernhard protested that Adelheid had not provided him with any cable, and that further, he was not familiar with the type of cable to which she referred and did not know what the purpose of such cable would be.
Alarmed by this revelation, Adelheid silently recalled the events in greater detail and realized that in her recollection of the event, she had retrieved the cable from a drawer that was reserved for the storage of paper electronics manuals and a flashlight!
Adelheid was unable to fall asleep until nearly one half hour past her normal time, for fear that such grotesque visions would haunt her again.
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