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Originally Posted by Vivisectus
REAL men would know that would never work. Because they fall asleep after sex, hitting REM sleep just before they have finished rolling over.
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who
Should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
And then we don't have to wait so long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and
You should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'.
This morning sex thing is clearly incompatible with the Biblical requirement that the man is responsible for making the coffee.