Re: Seen any crappy movies?
2012. What the hell was that? I was enjoying it right up until it got to the big waves crashing everywhere. Then it got stupid. Okay, I tell a lie. Then it got more stupid. LA crashing to shit was fun. But going to Yellowstone to get the map....why couldn't Woody remember that the Arks were in China? It's not that small a place that you'd forget about it.
The Nazi uniform on the Ark Capitan. You knew immediately he'd be cold and heartless.
The impassioned speech by the scientist at the end "we can't sacrifice our humanity!" Bleurgh, predictable and trite.
The evil Russian coming good right at the end, saving his children...Then those same children, a month later offering to share their dog with the little girl who had been looking after it in the fucking Himalayas.
Stressing that they were going to hit Everest. Just how weak did you make those fucking tin cans?
Nope. It was shit.
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