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Old 10-26-2017, 06:25 PM
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Default Re: First World Problems

I have a spooky one, in keeping with the season.

The other day, it was chilly enough that I decided I could wear my favorite black hoody, which I hadn't had an opportunity to do for many months. So I put it on, and it was just...weirder than I remembered it. The cuffs were kind of strange, the pockets situated oddly, the zipper fussy. It even had a little hole in it.

"Oh, well," I thought to myself, "I suppose absence made my heart grow fonder."

The very next day, I went to put it on again, and IT WAS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT HOODY. THIS was my good black hoody, with the nice cuffs, the finished seams, the reliable zipper, the metal aglets, and the secure, accessible pockets!

Everything started to fall into place. Every thing but one.

BUT WHO WAS HOODY?
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