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Old 08-07-2012, 02:21 PM
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Default Re: Bend Over, Facebook is Back

Lookout, pea, they're on to you!

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I am writing with some words of caution. I used to say that “if you’re not on Facebook, it’s possible you don’t actually exist.” I think it’s time to update that, courtesy of Slashdot: Facebook abstainers will be labeled suspicious.

Slashdot flagged a German news story in which an expert noted that mass murderers Anders Breivik and James Holmes both lacked much of a social media presence, leading to the conclusion, in Slashdot’s phrasing, that “not having a Facebook account could be the first sign that you are a mass murderer.”
Which, honestly, bares out under scrutiny. None of the other mass murderers of history had a Facebook page! So, you see, all we have to do is lock up everbody who isn't on the Facebook.
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