Mary Franson, a GOP state legislator in Minnesota, is having a rough time. Last week a group of Democratic high school students from Franson's district asked to meet with her. Franson refused, getting her ass kicked up one side and down the other in a brief but entertaining
Twitter battle.
As everyone knows, or at least should know, "quit while you're only this far behind" is not the Republican way. That being true, shit be like:
Observer: Holy fuck, that could not possibly get worse.
Rep. Franson: Hold my beer!
See, Rep. Franson is not at all worried about getting her ass handed to her, possibly on camera, by some high school kids. Instead, her TOTALLY JUSTIFIED concern is that the little scamps will ruin her life Roy Moore style by falsely accusing Franson of trying dry-hump their firm high-schooler legs and/or fondle their youthful junk.