Fuck you Apple, fuck you and your planned obsolescence right in your money hole.
There are several apps for my 1st gen iPad that I'd actually pay for, you know with REAL money, however they all require iOS 6. iOS 6 is not supported on my incredibly old, read 2 years, iPad.
Yes I know 2 years is a lifetime in computer development, but hey the 1st gen iPad does everything I need it to and the iPad 2 really has no features (other than it supports iOS 6) that I want or need.
So I'd really like to give you some money, but apparently you don't want it, or actually what you want is for me to spend $9.99 for the app plus $499 for the iPad to use it on.