Boy Scouts of America makes a really, really, really good marketing decision
Absolutely no gay boy scouts ever, because
gross you guys. Also, sorry kid, if your parents are gay! Gross!
Anyway, there's
this stupid thing, and it kind of clears some stuff up.
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The mission of the Boy Scouts of America is to prepare straight and appropriately closeted young people to make ethical and moral choices, like fear of gay people or intense self-loathing, over their lifetimes by instilling in them the values of the Scout Oath and Law.
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Originally Posted by Scout Oath
On my honor, I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other [straight] people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight.
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Scout Law
A Scout is:
Trustworthy [unless you are a faggot],
Loyal [except to faggots],
Helpful [except to faggots],
Friendly [except to faggots],
Courteous [except to faggots],
Kind [except to faggots],
Obedient [except to faggots],
Cheerful [but not in a gay way],
etc. etc. etc.
[Not a faggot]
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Hope they lose a shitload of sponsors.