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Old 04-16-2008, 04:19 AM
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Default Re: The 1001 Funniest Jokes for English-speaking Germans

40. Herman looked at the fish in the tank and asked his mother, "Why do the fish not sink to the bottom of the tank when they are still?"

She replied "Because they are buoyant, little Herman. And they can live in the water because they have gills and breathe water, unlike you and I who cannot live in water because we have lungs and breathe air."

"So if the fish come out of the water it cannot breathe?" asked Herman.

"Yes," responded Gertrude. "That is correct"

Later that day as they crossed the Marienbrücke on their way home, Herman gazed out the window of the auto onto the brown waters of the Elbe. He held his breath and ran his fingers hesitantly back and forth along his neck, just below his right ear.

He told no one that he had pretended he had gills too!
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