[Stephen Maturin]

Originally Posted by Florence Jellem

Speaking of legal affairs, boys, Flo has an idea for peacegirl. She should blow up the whole Internet in an act of virtual arson, and then turn herself in to the Internet Checkers.

A virtual blowing-up of the Internet may be a bridge too far for someone so fuck-all stupid as to be unable to figure out message board quote functions after fifteen years of trying, but I certainly would relish the opportunity to take part in the cross-examination of the plaintiff beyond a reasonable preponderance after the defendant has had his turn. A trial could also provide some much needed press for the astute observations of peacegirl's trusted sources regarding the Holohoax and the Jews weaponizing vaccines for use in their war of extermination against white people.