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Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
I was a the south end of the yard and Lisa was at the north end when Buddy found a dead bird right at a point about equidistant between the two of us. We both saw him pick up the bird, hollered "NOOOOOOO" and started running toward him at the same time. By the time we got to him, Buddy had already decapitated the corpse and eaten its head.
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I'm visualising this in slow motion. Across a massive yard, in fact a country estate. Lord and Lady Matlock-Pea spurring their hunting horses towards the Corpse-Eating Hound of the Batshitvilles. Dramatic music plays.