Peacegirl, dear, can you – in your own words – explain the Boohog Corollary? The Surreptitious Aphrodisiac Theorem? The Parable of the Breasts?
You can’t, can you?
Unless you can do these things, dear, ChuckF simply can’t move forward. Can’t you at least give your father and ChuckF the benefit of the doubt? If you can't, you're going to ruin it for everyone.