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Originally Posted by lisarea
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Originally Posted by Vivisectus
So next time we interview someone about a breakthrough in medicine, we should get the opposing view and interview a witchdoctor as well. Perhaps we can balance out the reporting about the new mars-mission by getting the opposing view of flat-earthers. All interviews that have anything to do with the NAACP should also include the views of the Grand Imperial Dragon of the KKK, and whenever we air any view expressed by NASA we should certainly get the point of view of moon-landing conspiracy theorists.
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I am currently available as a television pundit to provide opposing views on topics such as untimely deaths and natural disasters.
Basically, I will come on your show in a goatee and a black turtleneck shirt, and explain that what are bitter tears to your palate are sweet nectar to mine. |
You know those people in Japan that died in the tsunami. Godless.
New Orleans. Godless.
Hundreds of thousands in 2005 tsunami. Muslims and some Godless.
Tornadoes in Missouri. Godless Meth Addicts and some collateral damage.