Breaking!
Illegal immigrant and smuggler, known to his followers as 'Padre Navidad' has been arrested attempting to cross the border into the United States with a shipment of illegal imports and contraband. He will be indefinitely held and interrogated in a offsite location for the safety of the people. It's rumored others in his cell have already made it the US, be on the look out for bearded men in strange hats! Minutes ago the FBI announced they believe Hillary Clinton to be connected to his human trafficking operation. Please stay tuned to Breitbart, Inforwars or another government approved news network for further updates.