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01-19-2017, 07:33 PM

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Aragorn and The Dragon :aragorn:

:aragorn:

and

:bullwhip:

embarked upon a quest to slay the infamous :chinesedragon:

:chinesedragon:

. Some say they only did it for the :dollgrin:

:dollgrin:

.

:eyebrow2:

but those that knew better would explain that a wizard made them do it. :firemage:

:firemage:

They first attempted to kill it with a gun. :gatlin:

:gatlin:

But that failed and got them in trouble with the local villagers. :hangnhit:

:hangnhit:

One of the villagers caught Aragorn's eye. :inlove:

:inlove:

He gave her gifts of :jellybellies:

:jellybellies:

and a

:kooka:

. Then married and had a Hawaiian girl. :lilo:

:lilo:

She looked like the :monalisa:

:monalisa:

and the villagers adored her. :notworthy:

:notworthy:

The villagers were :offended:

:offended:

that Aragorn had abandoned his quest. His partner tried to convince him that they could tame the dragon :petalien:

:petalien:

, like a cat. :questioncat:

:questioncat:

But Aragorn just changed the channel :remote:

:remote:

not interested in pursuing his one time obsession. This saddened his partner. :sobbing:

:sobbing:

Then he had an idea and played a greatly inspiring ballad on his :tuba:

:tuba:

. Aragorn was so moved he came up with a plan to befriend the dragon to trick it. :unpres:

:unpres:

The quest was on again! :fixed:

:fixed:

Along their journey to the dragon's lair they were waylaid by a :vampireglomp:

:vampireglomp:

and

:whysoserious:

, but those details are for another story. They delivered their gift to the dragon who appeared to be fooled into friendship so much that he sent a gift for Aragorn for Christmas: :xmasbomb:

:xmasbomb:

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