[Vivisectus]

The dark side of pet ownership. When suddenly things like mass murder, necrophagy and necrophilia are things that happen in your family.

As if the vicious serial murders are not enough, I also have to contend with a small tea cup poodle / Maltese cross with a rather extreme teddy-bear fetish.

I keep telling myself that it is not possible to rape an inanimate object. But every time another fluffy toy gets energetically violated, I feel distinctly uneasy. It would not be so bad if Bella looked a little less like a fluffy pretty princess. And if she didn't stop to move the unfortunate victim into an even more suggestive position every few minutes or so.

The worst thing was when we had a friend and his toddler son over. He had a fluffy teddy that made sort of high-pitched squeak when you push on it. It sounded like it was crying for help.

Does that make her a furry, I wonder?