Re: First World Problems
One of my most original character traits, in case you guys don't know, is that I don't like dealing with customer service. I avoid it whenever possible.
And over the past two days, I have dealt with customer service at:
1. CenturyLink. (CenturyLInk has a policy, I swear and am not joking, of denying outages. The past two times my service has been out long enough that I had to call them, they've straight out lied to me that the problem was on my end. It was not. The first time, in fact, those shitfucks were telling my next door neighbor exactly the same thing, and lying to us both that they hadn't gotten reports of an outage as we were, you know, reporting the outage.)
2. Virgin Mobile.
3. Ting Mobile.
4. FedEx.
5. Amazon.
Hours and hours of it. Yesterday and the day before was wall to wall customer service calls and chats. I was in the middle of an hour long customer service call when the smashed package I had to call FedEx about got here.
PRODUCTS AND SERVICES SUCK.
Also, yesterday morning, I had leftovers for breakfast and accidentally ate a whole ghost pepper.
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