[lisarea]

So I was inside, minding my business, when I heard Matlock outside the house telling one of the neighbors that he got this because he's sick and tired of people calling him "Garage Boy."

I didn't see it directly, but in my heart, I knew "this" was a stupid amphibious party boat that wouldn't fit in the garage.

STUPID MATLOCK. NOBODY EVER CALLED YOU GARAGE BOY.