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11-27-2011, 09:38 PM
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Re: The Twinkie Murder Trial
On this date, 1701, at Uppsala, Sweden, Anders Celsius was born; later he would create a system of measuring temperature, with zero degrees as the boiling point and 100 degrees as the freezing point; this scale would be reversed by Carl Linnaeus a year after Celsius' death, and was long referred to as the Swedish thermometer.
In a weird coincidence
Swedish thermometer
is also the slang term for a sexual act involving having intercourse with one's hand while a twinkie, frozen to zero Celsius, is inserted in the rectum, and the other hand is used to post a new thread on the internet.
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