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Dear Senor,

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Inigo Montoya. Someone killed my father. For that, they should prepare to die. When my father, Manuel Labor Montoya, died, he left me a considerable estate valued in the tens of dollars. My problem is, and I hate to burden you with it, I need a trustworthy receiving party in your country that I can trust to hold and invest my inheritance and other monies I may make while employed here as a business facility sanitation specialist. For your trouble you would receive one-third of all the monies and the earnings you make from the investments of them.

The only thing else that I would request of you is for you to forward a small monthly stipend to my poor widowed mother, Sra. Maria Francisca Adela Gloria Elena Montoya, who lives in the tiny village of La Puentes de los Rios Diablos, Jalisco, Mexico. My mother, she is blind in one eye and cannot see well out of the other. She also has severe athlete's foot, and cannot walk to the Western Union office in the neighboring town, Donnajuanaduer. So, as you can see I need the help of someone I can trust to handle these large sums of money for me. If you are interested in helping me out, please send me an email with your personal information, including a telephone number and postal address.

Inigo Montoya
Sanitation Specialist
Big Office Building
American City, USA