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Old 09-23-2018, 10:58 PM
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Default Re: Wedding Lipstick

A duck walks up to a cosmetics sales person and says, "I want to buy some wedding lipstick please."

The sales person says, "I think this color would go best with your plumage, and the cost is only ten dollars."

The duck says, "Put it on my bill."
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