“911, what’s your emergency?”“I need to report a stolen time machine.”“When was it stolen?”“Last week.”“You waited a week to report it?”“I thought she’d kill me as a baby. She must be taunting me. She could do anything.”“Like go back and become a 911 dispatcher?”“Sharon?”— Micro Flash Fiction (@MicroFlashFic) August 8, 2019
“911, what’s your emergency?”“I need to report a stolen time machine.”“When was it stolen?”“Last week.”“You waited a week to report it?”“I thought she’d kill me as a baby. She must be taunting me. She could do anything.”“Like go back and become a 911 dispatcher?”“Sharon?”