[Ernie Lundquist]

So I just realized that a can of tomatoes we bought this weekend was puffy, so I called the store we got it from to let them know. The lady I talked to sounded all confused and she was like, "OK, we can give you your money back," so I was re-explaining that I wasn't worried about getting my money back but I just wanted to tell them in case they had a bad batch of canned tomatoes, and then she said, "Oh, wait. You said a CAN?"

She thought I was calling to complain that I had bought a tomato fruit and that it was too puffy for me or something.