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Originally Posted by ceptimus

You'll be pleased to hear that Donald Trump has launched his own line of Trump-branded shoes.

Sure to be good value, and possibly a future escalating collectable asset, if you don't scuff them too much!

1. My wife would kill me (justifiably) if I wore those to a wedding.
2. I think the wedding party would also hate me.
3. I'd hate myself, too.

I did go out and buy a pair of shoes, ones that Mrs. Reasons looked online for so they meet her approval. I didn't break the bank. They seem to be pretty nice, but maybe not Vimes' Boot Theory nice. They'll probably last 10 years because they'll get worn infrequently.